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I don't blame Billy and his girlfriend. I blame their #antivaxxer parents. Skittlespox is a preventable disease, and we had it eradicated!

Former Jets QB Browning Nagle dead at 57 after cancer battle trib.al/JCM4ZAW

Strongly suggest not going with “the Oklahoma City Bombers”

@wsbtv Just trying to keep up with the football team.

UGA men’s basketball player arrested for speeding #Echobox=1775763720" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">wsbtv.com/news/local/atl…

@stereogum Ironic that Afrika Bambaataa leaves on the brink of world destruction. youtu.be/f195_F4dDVI?si… I had said "Rest in power," but his SA victims don't deserve him to.

Afrika Bambaataa dead at 67 stereogum.com/2495346/afrika…

Happy You Lost Day to all who celebrate! #CivilWar

Thanks @espn CEO Jimmy Pitaro & all my colleagues for caring. Starting last Thurs. with PET Scan -I thought results would be super as I feel physically fantastic . - I was stunned with reports that spots were found - had Sat .Cat Scan & 2 MRI’s results confirmed abnormality in 2 areas - next biopsy this Friday ! Need 🙏🙏🙏 ❤️❤️❤️All!

The Dodgers mourn the loss of Davey Lopes, who passed away today at age 80. Lopes was a member of the team’s record-setting infield of the 1970s and 1980s and one of the finest basestealers in MLB history. Our condolences go out to his family and friends.

So he’ll stop bombing Iran in order to reopen the Strait of Hormuz… …which was open before he started bombing Iran. Got it.

Before you laugh at children who believe in Santa Claus, remember there are adults who believe in Donald Trump.

nobody's been this far from a Waffle House before

These people spent 18 months telling their audiences Trump was the answer: Alex Jones. Joe Rogan. Marjorie Taylor Greene. Megyn Kelly. Andrew Schulz. Theo Von. Sneako. Now that MAGA is burning to the ground, the bombs are dropping, the economy is tanking, six Americans are dead, and cluster munitions are falling on Tel Aviv They’re quietly jumping ship. No. Absolutely not. You don’t get to build his army and then walk away when the bodies start piling up. You own this too. Every post. Every endorsement. Every “trust the plan.” The bill is coming due. And your name is on it.

If we're all gonna die in three hours, John Carpenter could have the decency to finally tell us which one is The Thing before we go. #WorldWarIII #Horror

@GamecockWBB @dawnstaley That's very gracious of Dawn Staley, but the @UConnWBB coach who didn't name her (so I no longer name him) in the apology he probably didn't write was (see 2011 screenshot), is, and always will be sore loser trash. #ForeverToThee #WeRideAtDawn

The mission is unchanged – let's grow our game 🫡

Andrew Jackson didn't have nukes or social media, but still. #Genocide #Iran

Breaking: Artemis crew talks with Trump, decides not to return.

@FranklinH3000 @CONELRAD6401240 @joshgerstein Unlikely after biting the hand that fed her.

@CONELRAD6401240 @joshgerstein Andrea Thompson or GTFO.

So, CNN Headline News is back? What's next? The return of Airport Channel? Checkout Channel? (I had that surplus TV for decades!)

@ConoverNC Either the first good #sunset color we've had in a while, or the first time I've looked then in a while. #NCwx

@ConoverNC An hour ago. First picturesque #sunset we've noticed since the ice and snow storms. #NCwx

Another #sunset from our corner of the world, about an hour ago. #NCwx

@CPP2123 @WONF4W

@PatrickInNC @WONF4W You're a knob.

Netflix announces ‘Hulk Hogan: Real American’ docuseries ift.tt/sQgt4ec

Mission Control woke the astronauts this morning with a message recorded by Apollo 8 astronaut Jim Lovell. Lovell, who was on the first crew to circle the Moon in December 1968, and commanded the ill-fated Apollo 13 mission, died in August 2025.