Peepee Sprinkle

@Durstman24 @Howlingmutant0 @GavinNewsom I wouldn’t call it a tribute so much as an IQ test

@PeepeeSprinkle @Howlingmutant0 @GavinNewsom Does he ever post anything other than Trump tributes?

They still don't get it.

@Howlingmutant0 @GavinNewsom It was a direct parody morons

@GavinNewsom You compared yourself to a serial killer/rapist

@Les_Aker @dubque86 @ggreenwald I’ll never leave you alone

@PeepeeSprinkle @dubque86 @ggreenwald I accept your surrender.

If Trump doesn't want this mysterious person in Iran to be killed for supposedly negotiating with Steve Witkoff, who is he worried will kill him against Trump's wishes?

@Les_Aker @dubque86 @ggreenwald What was the point again? Want to try ChaT GPT again?

@PeepeeSprinkle @dubque86 @ggreenwald Nope. You're providing the entire Twitter user base with an education. That's why I appreciate how you keep making my point for me.

@IamtheLiquor88 @acnewsitics @igotagonow But surely when it happens you’ll be strongly against it?

@acnewsitics @igotagonow They haven’t landed in Iran yet…. So no ground war yet.

Hahaha another Republican ground war!!! MAGAs fell for it again. Idiots

@johnkonrad All of these questions can easily be answered by the fact that Trump is an idiot and was duped into a pointless war and had no plans beyond hoping the Iranians would surrender immediately

Just got off the phone with a source tied to European intelligence. He laid out a theory on Hormuz that stopped me cold. It’s a continuation of my previous Hormuz Hypothesis. If true, it explains everything. If true, the strait isn’t reopening this year. Talked to @mercaborglanos. He couldn’t punch a hole in it. Working on how to present this. It could panic markets and unleash hell on me from every direction so I should be careful. Plus the TDS afflicted would do everything possible to discredit me and knives would be out from certain groups in my own party. 🤯​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ What I can say is…. what if Trump really is trying to prevent a mega catastrophe? What if everyone’s worst case scenario right now is too conservative? Why has Big Oil and the other Gulf States been relatively silent while the rest of the world screams for US troops to withdraw? Why would Trump want crappy European frigates in Hormuz? Why wouldn’t he send more extremely capable destroyers? Why is he leaving US Merchant Marine ships in the Gulf unprotected? Why is Joe Kent still so supportive of Trump? Why hasn’t Trump gone on a tirade against Joe? Why can’t anyone tell us if there are mines in Hormuz or not? Why aren’t citizens of Iran overthrowing the government? Why aren’t Iran proxies like the Houthis going on the offensive? Why are we unsactioning Iranian oil tankers? Why are refineries blowing up in Russia and Texas? Why has the US asked China to step in and help? Something is seriously wrong and I’ve only heard one explanation that answers every question. What if my Hormuz Hypothesis is correct but the stakes are MUCH higher than anyone thought? 👇

@Les_Aker @dubque86 @ggreenwald I’m just trying to learn from you - it’s not often an amateur like myself gets to interact with a Twitter professional

@PeepeeSprinkle @dubque86 @ggreenwald You make this way too easy when you step up to make my point for me over and over. Here's your sign.

@MonaleoHateAcct @JDCocchiarella Surely you can list some examples

@JDCocchiarella Every administration has done this

The most corrupt administration in history

@unaliveasfak @nikicaga Do you know what the tweet was parodying?

@nikicaga considering his dumbass tweet, he deserved it. And it is so obvious that he specifically ordered the intern to write it.

Sorry you can't do this stuff with obviously handsome people

@_AresGG @Owen_Kung4000 @nikicaga Yeah it’s better to vote for a retarded grifter because he says funny things and makes the libs mad

@Owen_Kung4000 @nikicaga Voting for people based on looks is no fit form of democracy.

@Les_Aker @dubque86 @ggreenwald Lmaooo let me see one of your twitter paychecks Mr Professional Tweeter

@PeepeeSprinkle @dubque86 @ggreenwald Thank you for continuing to make my point for me. Professionals pay for products and services that provide capabilities, benefits, and income streams. Amateurs whine about it.

@baby_oftheyear @MikhailaFuller It’s a word for word parody of Trump’s post from yesterday. He’s mocking Trump’s narcissism.

@PeepeeSprinkle @MikhailaFuller Enlighten me

This dude is so narcissistic it boggles the mind.

@baby_oftheyear @MikhailaFuller Do you know what the post is parodying?

@MikhailaFuller His post has the same energy of those random women on this app who post their selfies and they’re like “I’m 48 but everyone says I look 25, do you agree?” The thirsty need for validation is hard to watch.

@AdamFostermusic @vocalcry You know it’s a word for word parody of a Trump post from yesterday right

@vocalcry Surprisingly amateur move he should know to let his fan pages post this stuff for him

What are we even doing anymore

@nickshirleyy @GavinNewsom Wow great investigative journalism by searching Wikipedia yet didn’t manage to detect the joke

@GavinNewsom Not sure if your comms guy read who Patrick Bateman is… but I don’t think comparing yourself to Patrick Bateman is the flex you think it is

For so many years people have been saying that Patrick Bateman and I look alike. Now this pic has been going all over the place. What do you think?

@Les_Aker @dubque86 @ggreenwald Says the guy who pays for Twitter lmao

@dubque86 @PeepeeSprinkle @ggreenwald Translation: This is W K's less than average IQ on display.

@HarperSanchez9 @AesPolitics1 Agree with you on that, more obvious now than ever. I do think we’d have been a lot better off with Kamala regardless of how unlikeable she was

@PeepeeSprinkle @AesPolitics1 I don't regret it but in a weird way I was more right about him in 2016 than I was in 2024. He works for the jews. That's really about it. He is blackmailed by Israel somehow idk if its the files or they are just threatening his kids or what but he absolutely works for foreigners

My guy when did Biden start a war..

@HarperSanchez9 @AesPolitics1 Do you regret your vote in hindsight? Not trying to argue or be mean or anything, just genuinely curious. I voted for Trump once as well so I can’t claim any sort of moral high ground for being fooled by what he presented himself as

@PeepeeSprinkle @AesPolitics1 He was the only out spoken anti-war candidate. I am a single issue voter and when you have a lesser of two evils system you can't be surprised when the guy you don't like wins

@HarperSanchez9 @AesPolitics1 Did you think Trump would do less drone strikes?

@PeepeeSprinkle @AesPolitics1 No one and Trump

@HarperSanchez9 @AesPolitics1 Drone strikes are evil? Who did you vote for in 2020 and 2024?

@PeepeeSprinkle @AesPolitics1 It is evil and the fact that you are willing to defend them shows how small your soul has shrunk