John ☯️ COMMS OPEN

Creator of Snotpoleon. Its not a fetish. I just thought it was fucking funny and I had the idea with my sister. He just exists because of a joke me and my sister made based on this gimmick and answer. Also bonus it was many influence because the og post has over 10 book marks.

"Damn this bitch ugly as fuuuuuuck."

@cannockchase8 Dude fuck yes

Watching Little Amadeus in french with my lil cousin cuz she only speaks french and arabic and I'm a chud lil american 🥲

@Polybugyaoii DUDE i dont know we just use whatever for tiles

my soul left my body for a second because when i entered the bathroom and turned, a spider was sitting there on the edge of the doorway

Why isn't davout chopped

@Asubha_asf65773 Why does he have an airpod

@Asubha_asf65773 😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭 Aughh HES SOOOOO CUTEEE GAHAHH feeding him little chocolate biscuits and marshmallows

@Asubha_asf65773 😢😢😢 ME TOO!! Whenever I see him I feel this maternal instinct to feed him milk and porridge

@Asubha_asf65773 NO GENUINELY ME TOO I WAS LIKE HMM this,is probably an adult but it makes so much sense that hes like a,little kid

@Asubha_asf65773 He looks like a little baby

dude you are so freaking smal !!!!

mozart in amadeus searching for a father figure bc of his daddy issues but picking a guy who hates him bc he has no idea what a good father figure is actually supposed to be like ... I find it so funny bc richard nixon also did this with MULTIPLE guys

I mean i guess

@Asubha_asf65773 But of course... i adore your artstyle

@Asubha_asf65773 KYAAA SO CUTE

@Asubha_asf65773 OPEN THE CELL BRO LET HIM OUTTT

@kennixonette THABBK YOU

@Polybugyaoii he's so kawaii

fuck mozart bro