Mr Spaceman

@MeghanMcCain Spencer Pratt is an actual sack of potatoes that somehow learned how to speak a language.

Spencer Pratt is actually a really impressive change candidate. He's landing brutal blows and his messaging is easy to digest. I've been watching skilled politicians my whole life - don't underestimate his capacity to pull this off and become Mayor.

@megynkelly "My way or the highway" "Huh. They're taking the highway, who knew?"

It’s going great.

Did you know? The “M” on top of a McGriddle represents the first letter of McDonalds which is “M”

@stats_feed That tigers are just an illusion

Which conspiracy theory do you secretly believe?

JW: American Psycho (2000) Rewatch. Still a masterpiece. Not gonna pontificate about themes - it’s all been said. Absolutely perfect performance by Christian Bale, one of the VERY few out there that have genuinely made me uncomfortable. ★★★★★

@frozenaesthetic WILL THE GRIFT EVER END?! GOLLY. ...YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT 'FAKE NEWS'

>the three musketeers >there's four

@JillianMichaels If it helps - as a lib - I think the Nazi rhetoric is super unhelpful. I also think you guys fetishize Anti-Intellectualism & accordingly aren't very well equipped to critically reason with...much.

This.

@TheWapplehouse "What do you mean when you say 'die'?"

Wow I had no idea Jordan Peterson died 3 months ago. RIP.

@DanielBordmanOG Is the XVideos account thing real? Cuz if so, that's literally one of the lamest/dorkiest things you could do. Jerk anonymously ya weirdo.

This is probably the most remarkable achievement ever from an FBI director. A middle aged Indian man, who likes to drink and have a bit of fun with NHL player and UFC, had his entire communications leaked and not only came out clean but what did leak actually makes him look naturally cool. The odds of this ever happening again are 0.0000000000001%

JW: Marshmellow (2025) Blind going in - was a fun ride. Some horror, but overall quite tame which was a bit of a letdown. Feels like great gateway horror for a younger crowd. Cool story, looks good for w/e the budget was, didn't hate it as much as some. It was a movie ☆ ☆ ☆½

@Jay503708295509 @ChrisMartzWX What's crazy is you probably won't a do a second of self reflection from getting dunked on...

@ChrisMartzWX Water is not a chemical. Do better.

Time for a science lesson. What you are seeing here are contrails. They are man-made, yes, but they are just cirriform clouds. Clouds are made of liquid water, supercooled liquid water, and/or ice particles. Good ol’ H₂O. Contrails are no different. Fortunately for you, H₂O is a chemical. In fact, all things that have mass and take up space are matter. All matter is made up of chemicals. Airplane exhaust indeed contains a few other things such as carbon dioxide (CO₂) and very tiny soot particles (which the water vapor emitted condenses onto before freezing). But those are natural byproducts of combustion that is really no different than what comes out of your car. Nobody is “spraying” aluminum into the air. Aluminum is the third most abundant element in Earth’s crust. Tiny particles of it get carried into the air by wind, then get precipitated back down as rain. It also may originate from industrial activities hundreds of miles away. Such particles will get carried downwind and end up in rainwater samples. I love a good conspiracy theory, but there is not one here.

@megynkelly Coulddddddddd you both shut up?

Poor Micro, trying to slut shame me, a happily married woman for nearly two decades. Teeny tiny men with micro manhoods often resort to misogynistic attacks. It’s okay Micro! I’m sure your disability makes it really tough to look at more successful women!

@Rainmaker1973 I always knew MJ was secretly millions of ants

@earthcurated "THEY CALLED ME MAD! THEY SAID IT COULD NEVER BE DONE! AND I SAY AS A RESPONSE 'BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY SKY WEASEL!'"

In an extraordinary real-life moment, photographer Martin Le-May captured a weasel clinging to the back of a green woodpecker mid-flight.

@DailyLoud The hair is also crazy work... In full sincerity I don't understand how this "works" if it's real. How do you sit in a car? How do you sleep? How do you shit?

Craziest BBL ever spotted in mall 👀

"Sleep in Saturdays" are the best

@realpeteyb123 Zombo.com

Democrats suck Republicans suck. What’s the solution?

@marcthiessen The worst part is no, but he's gonna make it look tacky af

Yes I’m sure he plans to leave it that way

@PopBase Memes and jokes aside, what do you even do with 12 tons of KitKats? Like...logistically?

A 12-ton shipment of KitKat bars has been stolen, with the company warning of a possible shortage: “We've always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat but it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tons of our chocolate.”

@notcomplex_ R-values no higher than ~.3 lmao

A study found a negative relationship between belief in a growth mindset and cognitive training gains. Ironically, people who believed intelligence is more fixed grew the fastest.