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Hey peeps - need one or two staff for Tiny Dancers Family Rave on 1st Feb. Paid work, 2hrs from 2pm til 4pm. Let us know x

Beautiful tune to calm you in these turbulent times ... jacklaverty.bandcamp.com/track/the-stag…

Drinking game: shot every time George Osborne looks like he just came.

Completely heartbroken. Recent happy events have meant that I have more reason to care about the future of this country than ever before. Now we’ve got five more years of greed and refusal to acknowledge the climate crisis. The future is bleak ... the future is Boris.

The electoral system is broken so we have to work around it. If you can’t vote with your heart, let someone else do it for you. Here’s a website that lets you swap your vote with someone else who wants to keep the Tories out but is realistic about... swapmyvote.uk

Having kittens about putting an X in the Lib Dem box this Thursday. I’m worried they’ll give Boris the numbers he needs in a hung parliament, ostensibly to have more say in the Brexit process. I realise it’s the only choice round here if you want to... swapmyvote.uk

Actually saw a “Vote Dominic Raab” placard in the wild. It was pinned to the huge gates of a small mansion. Threw up in my mouth a little bit. facebook.com/story.php?stor…

Register to vote. Deadline is midnight Tuesday. #ToriesOut

My mamas selling some DMs ... snap em up x facebook.com/story.php?stor…

Anyone I know have a connection with any DJ’s who were big in the 90’s?

My mum (Deb Kay Cottrell) is selling hand made cards this year, here’s a few examples below. 👇🏻 They can be personalised with a name, and are onsale individually at £1.25 each or pack of 5 for £5. Drop me a DM if you’d like to buy some 😁

PAID: looking for a Facepainter for family event this Saturday, Guildford, 2pm - 4pm. Venue best accessed by car. DM me x

Hey folks - looking for a dj with pa and lights to do a party for 14 year olds on 2nd Nov in Woking area? Let us know if you know anyone x

Big love to The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe for mentioning Tiny Dancers Family Rave in their latest episode! A brilliant review of the event in Kingston earlier this month. Give them a listen,... facebook.com/liamcottrellac…

PAID: Anyone available to do face painting in Tooting today, 2pm til 4pm. DM me x

Does anyone have any D.I.S.C.O fancy dress they can lend me for next weekend? Outrageous silk shirt, flares and medallion?

Whatever your feeling about the current left leaning parties, bear in mind the very real possibility of the Tories and the Brexit party winning enough seats in this snap general election to form a coalition.... facebook.com/509562243/post…

Don’t forget to register to vote. You can be sure Tory voters will.

If you’re not registered to vote, make sure you do it now. There’s a General Election coming, and you can be sure all Tory voters are already registered.

Shoutout for anyone who sells things kids might like? Looking for a stall at our next Kingston Family Rave. DM me x