Mayor of Catalonia 💙❤🎹📸

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i buy you 17 pro max and bone straight, i cheat and you wey buy me singlet and boxers say you wan cheat back. which right you get??? logout your icloud from that phone and drop the wigs, your replacement go use am.

From sneaking inside viewing center to watch him and Kevin DeBruyne batter my favorite football club to exchanging greetings and taking pictures together. Life can be incredibly poetic…💛❤️

@Leyone4 @RMA_Bek Delusional fans

@RMA_Bek Even Arsenal and West Ham is getting more hype than the classico

Is it just me or people are interested in this game than El Clasico?

“Upgrade your babe so that she will look expensive to other guys and they will not approach her”

nigerian women too funny na only cheating them fit reciprocate 😂😂 buy them gift, them no fit buy back send them money, them no fit send you back but once you cheat, “i must cheat back” e dey hungry you before, werey

dem cheat on person weh fine like this. god, i dey pity myself 😭

He’s respected by whole teammates so highly unlike Valverde. We’re blessed to have him as our captain

God, please remove the spirit of laziness when it comes to praying, hustling & studying.

Ugo’s wife posted on her IG story, that she can now go to the girls trip they’ve been planning since 2022. We can assume this to mean that she’s celebrating “freedom” from the marriage. Freedom is like a mirage, I tell you brethren. E no real. Remember when we were younger, we would sneak out for parties, we would die to be with our friends, we would sneak out for many things. As an adult, you can actually just go for whatever party, but why are you not going?😂 you’ve got all the freedom, yet, you can’t really do those things you use to sneak out to do. There’s also a bubble stage where the water is at boiling point (100°C), she might be at that stage, the “freedom at last” stage, but when the dust settles, reality will set in. Those friends who were giving her ginger will suddenly become busy, going for work, attending to their own family. That guy you were sneaking out with is okay with the sneaky links, but not okay with real-life responsibilities, hence, his attitude begin to change. This is the point you now register for therapy😭

I see a lot of people suggesting that instead of signing a striker, we should just get a top LW and move Raphinha into a false 9 role. And I understand the logic because he already likes to drift inside and doesn’t really play as a touchline winger anyway. But a false 9 isn’t just “a winger playing centrally.” The role is about dropping between the lines, pulling center-backs out of position, linking play and creating space for others to attack. That’s not really Raphinha’s game. He’s much more dangerous as the player attacking the space rather than the one creating it. His biggest strengths are his runs into the box, his movement off others, and arriving in dangerous areas to finish actions. So moving him to false 9 would probably take away the things that make him most effective in the first place.

“Real Madrid, 0 penalty in their last 7 games” Fc Barcelona on Sunday:

If it’s not in the Pepsi bottle, we are not buying. Period🤏🏾

🚨⭐️ Leo Messi: "From the new generation of players, I think Lamine Yamal is the one who reminds me the most of myself when I started." "I have noo doubt, for me Lamine is the BEST of this new generation... Because of what he has done so far and the future he could go on to have."

“Make i tell you wetin happen for abule” I chow authentic Amala with my best friend sholly… na fabricated swallow we dey consume for mainland btw. Light was so good. Clear road with zero to no portholes. Bride family were so accommodating and their food was great.

🚨🗣️ Leo Messi: "From the new generation of players, for me Lamine Yamal is the one who reminds me the MOST of myself in my early days." "There’s no doubt, for me Lamine is the BEST of this generation. Because of what he has done so far and the future he could go on to have."

What did I just watch 🤣😭

yamal doesn’t even have the luxury of 1v1s 😭

@Leilabitchtoo @nogojiggy Just shut the f up and let him tweet whatever he wants to tweet

@nogojiggy Can you just speak english and fuck off with *dey*

Ewedu and Banga just dey disgrace us dey go

Me watching Real Madrid life spoil week by week 😂