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"Sedagive!?!?!?!?!?!" - Fredrich Von Frankenstein **comments, posts and replies are all satire, parodies, jokes & so-forth. Believe at your own risk.

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Pulp Pimp
Pulp Pimp@PulpPimp·
@YahooSports if they played tackle football, they wouldn't score 1 point
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Yahoo Sports@YahooSports·
Team USA, a roster of pro flag football players, just beat two teams of NFL pros by a combined score of 82-27 😳
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Richard Grenell
Richard Grenell@RichardGrenell·
Mueller was destructive and vindictive. He ruined people for a living. He was a terrible person and responsible for one of the worst manipulations of US intelligence in history - and he did it with full knowledge that he was lying.
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Pulp Pimp
Pulp Pimp@PulpPimp·
@KlasfeldReports President Trump was found innocent of anything being thrown at him. Period. You can try to rewrite history all you want. We won. You lost. Suck it.
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Pulp Pimp@PulpPimp·
@BennieGThompson President Trump is innocent, as Mueller said. Why did you vote to keep the congressional slush fund secret, "bennie"? Huh?? We know, bennie. We know. It's always the barking dog that ends up being the dirtiest of them all. One day it will come out, pervert.
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Rep. Bennie G. Thompson
Rep. Bennie G. Thompson@BennieGThompson·
There is no bottom, even for Trump.   Robert Mueller did his job honorably and always told the truth. Two things Trump could never do.   Trump knows he is not innocent.
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Pulp Pimp
Pulp Pimp@PulpPimp·
@_FriedrichMerz listen, you little fuck. We couldn't give a rat's ass about anything you or any other globalist/communist have to say. FUCK YOU AND EVERY SINGLE GOOSE STEPPING, ANTI-SEMITIC POS THAT CALLS THEMSELVES GERMAN. FUCK YOU. You are the home of fascism. You are #NAZIS
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David Faitelson
David Faitelson@DavidFaitelson_·
Erick Portillo, 25 años, Chihuahua, 2.30 metros hoy en Varsovia, medalla de plata en los Campeonatos Mundiales de Atletismo bajo techo… Impresionante! El mito de que los mexicanos sólo servimos para ciertos deportes…
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College Football Zone
College Football Zone@CollegeFBonX·
A picture of every team who won a college football playoff game and NCAA men’s basketball tournament game in the 2025-2026 season
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Pulp Pimp@PulpPimp·
@bloomjpg hasan is a communist, bitter coward who electrocutes his own dog for fun. #Hasan is a pussy, always has been.
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bloom 𖧧@bloomjpg·
Hasan says Cubans in Miami vs Cuba are “complete opposites” after experiencing it firsthand "All the good Cubans stayed here and the crazy ones flew up there [Miami].. It's just such a strange cognitive dissonance to experience in real time"
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Pulp Pimp@PulpPimp·
@ChelseaFCW #ChelseaFCW 8: Hampton 7: Beaver-Jones, Kaneryd, Thompson 6: rest not mentioned 5 or below: Nusken, James, Baltimore, Sarwie Bompastur really has had a bad year. All her experiments seem to go badly, and there's no consistent starting 11, regardless of int'l windows.
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DESMOND@DesmondCfc_·
@ChelseaFCW It seems Thompson Doesn’t even know how to take on players Cause what was that performance just passing back This falloff is crazy
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Pulp Pimp@PulpPimp·
#china 's military is just awful. They have advisors and equipment trying to hurt the US as much as they can inside Iran, and in almost every instance, their equipment and systems are a complete failure. I think this has thrown cold water onto their Taiwan dreams.
David Collier@mishtal

Iran just fired missiles at Diego Garcia - 2,361 miles from Tehran. They were not supposed to have this range. Surprise, surprise, Iran lied! Tehran to London 2750 miles Tehran to Paris 2610 miles Tehran to Berlin 2200 miles So yeah, tell me again how Iran is not a threat

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Pulp Pimp@PulpPimp·
@CFCWdaily without Macario or Ramirez in the middle, scoring will be tough. The wings are fine, but in the box....not good. No one consistent.
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Chelsea Women Daily@CFCWdaily·
32- Chelsea has scored the least goals among the top 4 clubs. I cant recall when last our attack was this blunt!
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Dr. JiHoon Park | IQ 312
Dr. JiHoon Park | IQ 312@Jihooncrypto·
🚨🚨🚨 IRAN JUST DID SOMETHING NO COUNTRY HAS EVER DONE IN HISTORY. THEY ATTACKED DIEGO GARCIA. 🚨🚨🚨 Diego Garcia is a joint US-UK military base in the middle of the Indian Ocean Iran fired 2 intermediate-range ballistic missiles directly at it. Do you understand what that means? 💀 Diego Garcia distance from Iran — 4,000 km 💀 Iran's known maximum missile range — 2,000 km 💀 That means Iran has weapons DOUBLE what any Western agency estimated 💀 One missile was intercepted. The other failed mid-flight. 💀 ZERO countries have EVER attempted to strike Diego Garcia — in its ENTIRE 60-year existence ⚠️ The US ran bombing campaigns from Diego Garcia for 20 years — Iraq, Afghanistan, the entire War on Terror. Not a single nation dared touch it. Iran just did on DAY 6. ⚠️ The UK gave the US permission to use Diego Garcia against Iran just days ago. Iran's response? Fire missiles AT THE BASE ITSELF. The media is showing you "both missiles failed" headlines and "no damage reported." They're NOT showing you that Iran just exposed a missile capability that makes EVERY Western intelligence assessment from the last decade WRONG. If Iran can reach 4,000 km — London, Paris, Berlin, Rome, every US base from Qatar to Bahrain, every carrier group in the Indian Ocean — ALL within striking distance. If their missiles only go 2,000 km like every agency claimed… how did they reach a target DOUBLE that range? Complete silence. Iran just told every capital on Earth: your distance means NOTHING to us. This is the most dangerous moment of the entire war. And it's barely making the news. Prepare accordingly. 🚨🚨🚨 Twitter is suppressing this. Like + RT + Follow before it's gone. 🚨
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hasanabi@hasanthehun·
🇨🇺 LIVE FROM HAVANA, CUBA 🇨🇺 👺 MONITORING THE SITUATION!! 👺TWITCH.TV/HASANABI
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Barstool Sports
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports·
Time for us all to become Miami fans again
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dahlia kurtz ✡︎ דליה קורץ
A child has been sentenced to execution by hanging in Occupied Iran. Diana Taherabadi is only 16. The Islamic Regime dragged her out bed, confiscated her family's phones, and kidnapped her. It takes a second for you to speak up. DO IT.
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Handshake Bets
Handshake Bets@HandshakeBets·
Indiana will beat Miami by 35 🤝
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Pulp Pimp@PulpPimp·
@RickRollup but I thought you said Netanyahu was dead?? What happened? Who was right? nutbag
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Idiocracy is a documentary. 🇺🇸
The Right has no talent of their own, and is so desperate to win something, their only option is attempting to claim a woke, multi-colored hair outspoken immigrant. Lol
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