Jeff

@mr1llinois I bet people would love one where you take viewers on a "tour of the world" in Illinois via places like Peru or Cairo or Athens, and personally I'd like one where you show the largest/smallest memorials to Lincoln and theorize what the maximum/minimum size could be someday

My boss has mandated I move to making video content. Yes, there are powerful executives behind the Mr. Illinois brand. What sort of Illinois videos should I make. Here’s me looking cool, get ready to see a lot more of this

「どうか彼を連れていってください」 （Take Him Away Please）

Can you guys tell pebbles loves it when I pat her butt like this

Sometimes when pebbles gets too excited she will crush her orb instead of going inside her orb and then she makes this face when she realizes she's not inside her orb

Uni burger! He melted

@meaghan_garvey thought you might like to know that when my cats get scared of thunderstorms they get calmed down by my voice so I frequently read stuff to them aloud and its often scary cool sad goodbye and that certainly will be the case tonight

@hanepyon_ota @uespiiiiii please help hanepyon!!!!!

おはねよ～ 朝からテーブルクロス抜きに 挑戦ぴょん！！ それではいくはね～ …3…2…1…。……あ。 #はねぴょんチャレンジ #こはねごめんぴょん

@mexitalianbeef This is why its actually good to keep as packed a freezer as possible, because the larger mass can act as a heat sink for longer

Power went out last night when I literally JUST spent $625 on groceries and had the freezer PACKED. Never been so grateful to Comed for getting it back on within a couple hours

@weed_rat No

It's the most wonderful day of the year lmfao arxiv.org/abs/2603.29700

こんにちは プリンセスおじいさんです

ネモフィラとウユちゃん☺️とても可愛く撮れたので見てください

さぁ週末が始まるぞ!! #ポケモンプリン #Jigglypuff #F1日本グランプリ #JapaneseJP

@unicouniuni3 Happy birthday uni!!!!!!

It’s Uni’s 6th birthday today! 🎉 Say “happy birthday Uni!”

#snoopy #fanart

@weed_rat Yeah

@balon_bot Happy birthday bubu!!! 🎂 🎂🎂🎂🎂

ブブ5歳の誕生日おめでとう🎉🎂 今日も相変わらず元気におもちゃと格闘💥 今年もまた健やかに過ごしてくださいね🐾