Cap'n Red

Hey-hey, what's good crew?! Welcome to the Skeld! \ Red has joined Among Us Twitter! \ #amongus #amongusshow #parodytwt

"I switched shirts with Red's. . . It's much too big for me"

@purpalwayswatch // @dailypured you might wanna see this

Damned Purple.. stealing my jacket. Whatever. /VERYVEEERYYY OOC /NOTCANON(yet)

@W1ggilyb0nes @farmofworms That's the only reason I didn't just kick you off.

@ReddestCaptain @farmofworms At least i had a BUSH ya-know?!

The crew, all together again! Minus.. Orange. I think Orange is off on some HR thing.

@W1ggilyb0nes @farmofworms You were.. pretty much naked.

@ReddestCaptain @farmofworms yer excluding me for sumthin i cant control. I see. i see #theresapattern

@farmofworms @W1ggilyb0nes Exactly!

@ReddestCaptain @W1ggilyb0nes No, they were wearing nothing but a bush and you cropped them out

@W1ggilyb0nes @SkeldsBestMedic @farmofworms @Cyan_Gemology @Wealthywh1te @FPizza82064 @purpalwayswatch @gemslop_ You were there! Just.. Not visible. Yeah!

@ReddestCaptain @SkeldsBestMedic @farmofworms @Cyan_Gemology @Wealthywh1te @FPizza82064 @purpalwayswatch @gemslop_ I ain't in this.

@dailypured //YAY

@ReddestCaptain love it it's awesome dude

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//I'M HONORED

"Tell me 3 GOOD reasons not to kill your wife - The Original and Better Purple" I STILL DON'T HAVE A WIFE WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT reddestcaptain.straw.page

"tell me red, how much do you love your wife" ???? I DON'T HAVE A WIFE reddestcaptain.straw.page

"I think i saw a corpse covered in acid inside the vents." Oh!! That.. must.. have been a workplace accident! MIRA is not liable for those, unfortunately. As for the acid.. maybe.. Blue's?? I don't know.. But definitely no acid-spitting aliens! reddestcaptain.straw.page

"What would You do if hypotecally a crewmate accidentally Made The Skeld fusion reactor start leaking radiaction after hitting it accidentally. Obviously this hasnt happenes and s just a Big IF....." ..Despite your atrocious grammar, I.. Would fire them. reddestcaptain.straw.page

"Always wondered what your relationship was with other captains - a worker and relative appreciator" I actually haven't met any of them! Unfortunately.. reddestcaptain.straw.page

"How do you feel about me, Captain red? In all seriousness. None of the swoon nonsense unless its true. --Dr Blue" I think you're a great doctor! One of the best of MIRA, of course! But, more than that, I'd consider you a friend. No more than that. reddestcaptain.straw.page

@SkeldsBestMedic //i use he/they no one yelled at me

i want to use she/they on blue but im so scared im going to get skinned and HANGED//

@purpalwayswatch //red: Hot

// Shyly places this down