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Guess which vegan ate a kebab and now he’s dead? “it was worth it” Podcast coming SOON. #BritishKebabAwards

We’re actually really behaving ourselves actually… #BritishKebabAwards

Dreams DO come true 😍 #BritishKebabAwards

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Are you coming to our live show on the 30th? Well we've some exciting news, you might not be! There's a train strike, so check your travel plans. If you can't make it, another reader might want your ticket. Try our Discord, Reddit, or here on Twitter. nationalrail.co.uk/travel-informa…

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It's the British Kebab Awards 2023 Special! Do you like tales of meat-based hijinks and swanky awards ceremonies? Well then, step inside: on.soundcloud.com/W7eu8 #BritishKebabAwards

The night is ending but our love of the #BritishKebabAwards will never die. See you soon...or else.

Gav has abandoned Joe, and his kebab has turned to ash in his mouth

We made it. #BritishKebabAwards

Angela Rayner came on earlier and absolutely blasted Michael Gove, then told the audience to shut up talking over her. Glorious.

Bad news: someone took our assigned seats. Good news: Legendary-status reader @CalvinB_Design was also attending, spotted us, and let us sit on his table. BONUS: No young Tories on this one.