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Fillmore Wilbury 🎶

Fillmore Wilbury 🎶

@RussRoth4

power pop treasure hunter, dot connector, mustachioed dad of 3, favorite misheard lyric: "we're all such silly people" (Marvin Gaye, Let's Get It On)

SoCal 加入时间 Mart 2017
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Festus
Festus@neledmax·
Let's sit under the night sky this summer in the field and watch the fireflies dance
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Sir Chequered Past 🇬🇧
Sir Chequered Past 🇬🇧@chequeredpast·
*gently pushes you off Not now baby, it’s time to tweet
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Tara
Tara@tara_266273·
The world went to shit when we stopped selling our souls for rock n’ roll.
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Slappy
Slappy@Slapmemam·
I’m not hard to please, I just need constant reassurance and my waist held at all times.
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Fillmore Wilbury 🎶@RussRoth4·
@JewelsJonesLive Grok says the principal was shot in the leg as he rushed the 20 year old guy. The way the gun was pointed at him it looks like it could have been much worse.
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Mr.Carter
Mr.Carter@dexteristwisted·
Screw it.. I'm at the point where I just reset passwords now instead of remembering them
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Alicia
Alicia@AliciaAgain4·
My bucket list accomplice managed to find me. Let the adventures begin.
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Marcmywords
Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·
A steak so rare it recommends the wine.
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Ⓜ️isterD
Ⓜ️isterD@MisterD78UK·
I'm not saying you're annoying i'm just saying you're like the wind chime of people
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Marcmywords
Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·
The key to phone sex is not staying on the line long enough to trace the call.
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Marcmywords
Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·
According to her Period Tracker, I should’ve summoned an Exorcist yesterday.
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Marcmywords
Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·
*during sex Can’t believe I’m missing Matlock for this.
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Lori
Lori@Cornjerker78·
“Got your nose” doesn’t go over well at a clown convention
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Slappy
Slappy@Slapmemam·
Born to dilly dally, forced to care about my future.
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Slappy
Slappy@Slapmemam·
Body is a temple? No, it’s a crime scene with a "do not cross" tape.
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Slim Plimsoll
Slim Plimsoll@slimplimsoll·
Life has a habit of showing you how little you know about it.
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Case
Case@Cactuscali1991·
Me talking to Vlad the Impaler: "So what do you do?"
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