Rustik

If you ask me Andy Byron is a hero! We all say "F#%K HUMAN RESOURCES," but how many of us go out and actually do it? #coldplay #ColdplayConcert #ColdplayKissCam #andybyron #AstronomerCEO #AstronomerScandal

They killed #PeanutTheSquirrel so quickly, I'm convinced he'd seen the Epstein list and told the racoon about it.

@APointlessOne Inspired by your videos, I made one of my own. I spent too months on it and am very happy with how it came out. Even though it's only got 1.2k views, it's the best video on my small channel Please check it out youtu.be/ys7uI7aaP7E?si…

It's very hard to half-ass my job, when they put me on the same shift as the other half-asser...

When someone asks you, "What do you do?" I think it's incredibly sad if your only answer is to tell them your job.

Every workplace has that one person who works 3x harder than they should in hopes of being promoted, not realizing that by doing all this extra work for free, they've basically eliminated any reason to promote them

Playing video games with OCD: <finds health potion> "Hmm... I better save this for when I really need it!" <finishes game with 99 potions>

"As stated previously" is the email version of "what the fuck did I just say?"

I dunno who needs to hear this, but here goes: despite what recruiters might have you think, it's perfectly fine not to have a "5 year plan." Most people don't. And ones who do don't have their lives any more together than you do. Even the person interviewing you. You're fine

My new favorite insult is "You're as useless as a self-help book written by an Instagram influencer!"

Me: <logs on to Google from a new device> Google: <Breaks the door down with an axe> "ARE YOU OKEY?????"

#ADHD is when someone gives you a task that takes 2 hours once a month and you spend 2 weeks automating it

@HotelSarcastic @cunninglyclever

A couple of days ago we received an email titled "How to piss off your guests in 7 easy steps" from a certain Andrew Wood, CEO of #LegendaryMarketing. He has written a book called Hotel Marketing Bible and if these steps are any indication, its probably First World Problem Bible

I was today years old when I found out that the reason vampires aren't visible in mirrors is because old timey mirrors used to be made out of pure silver

A guest asked me who's going to tell his kids that they can't have late check out. Pfff, are you kidding me, put them on the phone, I'll gladly break it to them. While I'm at it, I'll tell them that Santa's not real too.

Part 2 of exploring the catacombs beneath my home city (which I did not know existed) in The Last Dead End by @AzDimension #livestream #twitchstream #letsplay twitch.tv/RustikPlaysGam…

@AzDimension clips.twitch.tv/PluckyBoxyNewt…

@RustikPlays Здарова) Сто лет о тебе не слышал)

About to stream a very interesting game. Made by my classmate and his indie studio @AzDimension and set in my home city of Baku. Please check them out on #steam and they just posted a trailer for their upcoming multiplayer shooter #RainyNeon #indiegames Twitch.tv/RustikPlaysGam…

Let's see if Chris is as dumb as Sheva #ResidentEvil5 #Livestream #twitch #letsplay twitch.tv/rustikplaysgam…

Work with me She... I mean JILL!!! #ResidentEvil5 #Twitch #Livestream #Letsplay twitch.tv/rustikplaysgam…