This Here Snakeskin Jacket

Hi! I’m Rise! About a week ago, I launched aboard the Artemis II mission with four of my besties. Since then, I have been serving a very important purpose aboard the Orion spacecraft… I float. (And I look cute.) Today, I am taking over the Artemis social media accounts! -Rise

Hilarious that the left is going with “Obama was almost a victim of assassination too!” as their lead talking point. Yeah those bullets fired at the White House in 2011 only missed him by 3000 miles

Disney's greatest modern achievement is making star wars fans like me completely apathetic I've read over 150 novels, played 20+ video games, thousands of comics, seen the movies probably 50 times each I dont know or care when the grogu movie comes out. I won't be watching it.

I DONT KNOW IF ANY OF THIS IS TRUE BECAUSE NOTHING SHORT OF THE FUCKING LUDOVICO TECHNIQUE COULD GET ME TO WATCH THE DRAMA BUT IT DOES REMIND ME OF MY FAVORITE INSTANCE OF DIRECTOR COWARDICE: THE 2000 "LEAVE BILL ALONE!" POLITICAL THRILLER (HAHAHA) THE CONTENDER. BEAR WITNESS:

You have to think of the "mass shooting" as a kind of cancellation "safe horny." It's an implausible MacGuffin to get the plot rolling so the filmmakers can explore the social dynamics of a lib couple in which one of the members is 'cancelled'—a real and probably fairly widespread dynamic among members of the New Yorker class over the past decade. The more damning tell about the whole scenario being fake—and the greater sin against artistic integrity—is that it's the girl who's being 'cancelled,' when everyone with a pulse understands the gender dynamics around this sort of thing. Even within the class of people the movie is intended to depict, it's very rare that a straight man or his male friends would give a shit about this sort of thing beyond seeing it as a sort of curiosity. Especially abt something that could so easily be spun as an issue of "mental health" or "trauma" or whatever. Obviously this film is trying to depict is the fallout caused by a MAN being vaguely right-wing or antivax or otherwise "problematic" circa peak woke, but it can't be honest about that—because in that case, he would DESERVE it—and so has to turn it into some meta exploration of abstract "social dynamics" that makes no fucking sense because it isn't grounded in any reality that any real people live in... Sad!

We went through 4700 of Cole Allen tweets/posts and one of the strangest things we found was he shared a lot of posts claiming the Butler assassination attempt was staged. He also repeatedly compared Trump to Hitler and urged people to buy firearms.

There are lots of outtakes and behind-the-scenes footage from the filming of The Cannonball Run and in it all, Roger Moore seems to be the only major lead who is not something of a bully in real life.

I live in a dark blue state, and I know I shouldn’t be shocked, but I was in mixed company with casual acquaintances, and one of them made a comment about “what happened Saturday“ and expressed disappointment… At first I didn’t realize what they were talking about, but then the person repeated it and then a couple other people in the group nodded approvingly and made approving comments, and I realized that it’s actually an extremely mainstream view amongst Democrats that Donald Trump should be assassinated and killed

Prohibition "didn't work" in the same way the Vietnam War "didn't work". Yes, if we wanted to continue having gangland murders in Chicago, payoffs to gangsters in major cities, whack-a-mole on speakeasies, and criminalization of normies, we could have continued Prohibition.

You’d think Laura Bush or Michelle Obama would come to Melania’s defense here. Some things should just be universally out of bounds. But alas not a peep because everything they claim to believe in, such as supporting other women, is purely performative. Ghouls in human skin.