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@internetarchiva @spiralweaver It’s physically not possible to not laugh at Road Runner and Coyote cartoons. They are also brilliant.

Why did they stop making cartoons like this 😭

@RepBrendanBoyle @gtconway3d We can only become better if we understand certain truths that are self evident. The Constitution, while an amazing document, at its heart is written by rich, white landowners and is meant to protect the interests of rich, white landowners.

Wrong. The single most significant event since Christ has been the American Revolution. We are by no means a perfect country. But the ideals set forth in the Declaration of Independence were radical for their time and still are today.

@jasonmyrt There is no shame in losing to this team. The Canes are terrific. We will have to play out of our minds to make this a series. We will need to bounces too.

Juulsen tries the middle and turns it over. Had Michkov up the wall. Cannot turn pucks over up the middle of the D zone. 2 goals against now as a result of trying that. I originally said it was Cates. Saw the 7 on the jersey and tweeted it too fast.

@jollywipradio Honestly it seems like they have 6 skaters all the time. Everytime a loose puck pops out, it always a Cane that gets there first.

Carolina is just clinical, The Flyers have to somehow stir it up and get’em off their game…it won’t be easy.

@JoJoFromJerz @NJGov There is no Central NJ and it is pork roll.

@NJGov You can’t do Tina Fey like that. She’s very real. And we all know central Jersey doesn’t exit.

central jersey, south jersey, north jersey

@jasonmyrt He got beat on the 2nd goal too.

Michkov cannot turn over pucks in the d zone like that against this opponent. A low pace blind backhand in the D zone is never a good option. Canes up 1-0.

@Popstonox He hasn’t lost his eyebrows.

The Daily Wire fires half of its staff in mass layoffs This comes as co-founder Ben Shapiro has lost 85% of his Youtube audience since last year

@richbrian @Aaron_____Davis I’ll give you a reverse of that. In Planet of the Apes, the characters thought they were is space, but weren’t.

is there a movie that’s set in space but doesn’t acknowledge it at all, like a crazy stupid love type romcom but in space for no reason

@adammocklerr @NotHoodlum Dude, all press is good press. This is raising your visibility immensely. I’m up there but not quite a boomer. Keep doing what you are doing. My kids are counting on people like you.

I’m sorry, but I’m not gonna be nicer about this. Neocon boomers are mortgaging my generations future by amassing trillions in debt, turning America into a pariah on the global stage, and getting our troops killed for another failing war. I have to watch these neocons lie about the state of this war on TV every single day. Then, the moment I push back and assertively ask, “hey, what’s the actual goal here?” I have a legion of neocon boomers telling me I should know my place. Or I should wait my turn to talk with the grown ups. Fuck that, genuinely. I’m not claiming to have all of the answers or be all knowing. But young people deserve a seat at the table to fight for our interests as well. 95% of media is made up of boomers in suits who created these problems, and being nicer isn’t going to fix them.

@InternetH0F Um…ew.

A Norwegian woman has collected nearly 2,000 used condoms since 2010 and displays them on her bedroom wall along with a picture of the donor She doesn't plan on stopping either as she intends to collect 10,000 total

@TheGoodPhight What he is giving us is what you would expect. He his still lacking pinpoint control. It’s not just the walks. It’s the grooved fastballs, too. Hopefully he finds that again otherwise Tommy John will have gotten us.

Painter obviously isn’t a finished product. 7 k’s is encouraging though If you’re judging him based on his first 6 starts of his career at 23 years old you simply don’t know ball

@smc429 @lizzzyk66 Worse yet…she thinks she can sing. Can you imagine have to be around that warble coming out of that face?

I have never seen so many selfies and vanity pictures coming from someone who simply is not attractive. I understand beauty is subjective, but her inner ugly has taken control. What the fuck? I'm met some of the most beautiful women on the planet and they don't act like this.

@Floridared1776 @munoz_mari15369 @TomHoefling @Mika007USA Source: Trust me, Bro.

@munoz_mari15369 @TomHoefling @Mika007USA They were higher under Biden.

Today I put $85 worth of fuel in the van, and it barely moved over the half tank mark. Then I spent $450 on two carts worth of groceries. Now, tonight, I hear elected Republicans telling me the price of gas and groceries is dropping. Are folks really dumb enough to believe this?

@jedimaga317 @BadAss6360 Don’t forget the absolute horror of men in women’s sports. That is clearly the biggest issue in the USA today.

and then what? Democrats aren’t any better. They both take turns destroying this country. They both don’t give a fuck about the voters. If democrats take back power, illegals will be once again flooding the country and killing Americans. DEI will take over every government branch and abortions will be legal all the way up to birth. In some states it already is. Virginia and CA are two of them.

@LePapillonBlu2 @JoeKassel In a van down by the river.

Where do you think that Donald Trump belongs? A) Hell B) PRISON C) Dumpster D) Nursing home E) Living under a bridge

@lydiataydavis Expecting abstinence among sexually mature adults is a formula which will make society fail and fail hard.

Sex makes babies.  If you’re not willing to love the baby that could come from it, don’t do it.  It’s not that complicated.

@PensFan718757 @NHLFlyers @SNICKERS Hey, nice Twitter handle. How’d that work out for ya?

@NHLFlyers @SNICKERS Carolina in 4 You struggled to beat a literal retirement hom😭

🔶 FLYERS WIN 🔶 WE'RE MOVING ON. #IgniteTheOrange | @SNICKERS

@asdfjkmark @NHLFlyers @SNICKERS The little brother to what? Pittsburgh? Are you serious?

let’s be fr. the pens were the better team but they just didn’t give a shit the first 3 games and took yall lightly. yall have a young hungry squad. pens have an old unmotivated squad and have already won 3 cups with our core. but congrats. yall deserved the W. but never forget philly will always be the little brother.

@PigtailChamp @NHLFlyers @SNICKERS So you are glad that the Pens lost so you don’t get fucked by the Canes? Do you see how stupid that sounds? Yea, the Canes are great. Yea, we will do our best.

@NHLFlyers @SNICKERS Congrats, your prize is getting fucked by the hurricanes

@Steelscores @NHLFlyers @SNICKERS That’s rich coming from a Pens fan lurking in a Flyers thread. Don’t you have a tee time to make?

@NHLFlyers @SNICKERS You guys just won a series and all you can talk about is the pens pathetic so rent free