Scooter the Boycotting Inflatable Palm Tree

Pray for Luke Murray. Ain’t nothing wrong with him. He just has to coach Boston College now.

“SELL THE TEAM” chants are loud at Fenway Park

In this era of NIL and constant change in the NCAA, I’m pretty sick of the pompous arrogance of the so called “power conference elite” As much as I can’t stand UConn I’d choose big east supremacy over anything. You’ll only hear me say this once UConn so enjoy it Go huskies.

I will be openly rooting for UConn today

This Red Sox team doesn’t do anything well. Not a single thing.

@HandelBobby What did I say in my first post? It was about the money. Read. What school do you even support? What’s your stake in all of this?

@ScootertheTree It’s not the right “fit”? Dude, stop it. He’s leaving for $’s not fit. Not the guy you want in your locker room. Providence will remain an after thought in the Big East and Hodgson is gone in 3 years. 2 if his wife has her way…she ain’t gonna like it after living in FL.

Not surprising, Jamier loved it here but this one came down to $$. Wanted $2.5 mil, athletics said no

I figured there’d be some turnover, but this is a LOT. Lots of BE programs with a lot of work to do this offseason.

@HandelBobby Them’s fightin’ words “Bobby Handel.” You can love a place and still leave if it’s not the right fit, did you know that’s a possibility, or did that not get through to you? The only person it matters for is him. Nice profile pic by the way, you’re hilarious.

@ScootertheTree If he loved it, money doesn’t play in to a decision. If his “agent” is telling him to go, you fire that agent and tell him to work out the $’s when he goes pro. You, my friend, are what we call, an imbecile. “Scooter”😳😳😳

@RipSays I do feel for the athletes who played 10-20 years ago who might not have gone pro but could’ve made nice money playing in college if they’d played in a different era, that would be a tough pill to swallow

@ScootertheTree College sports has gone from borrowing a car as a violation right to "here's a couple of million to play for us." Its ridiculous. They will need to reform to some kind of middle ground.

Revisiting this, I’m not gonna pretend like I have some massive following but it’s interesting how many fat humps with like 30 followers who get all their engagement from replies had something to say about this. I’m just relaying what I’ve heard. Don’t shoot the messenger

@HandelBobby Did you take a look at his instagram from yesterday? You’re a moron.

@ScootertheTree “Loved it here”. Give me a break.

@ScootertheTree Always excuses

@thoag91 So come up with a better argument than just parroting fan fiction. They have more say than you understand. Who do you think facilitates the $$?

@ScootertheTree Again fan fiction “athletics” has zero say over personnel decisions

@thoag91 Just relaying what I hear, our campus doesn’t exactly have employees that keep it close to the vest

@ScootertheTree Fan fiction

@JudgianBlast27 I have this on pretty good authority, any developments I wasn’t aware of?

@ScootertheTree Not fully accurate here

Why. Does. Houston. Always. Rip. The. Damn. Ball. Off. Us.

@MrBeast Hahahahaha no way bro you got me, you’re so fucking creative

I’m deleting my YouTube channel

“Sell the Team” Dave And Every Other Red Sox Fan Should Be Pissed At John Henry For The Team's Pathetic 1-4 Start s.barstool.link/c/article-3566…

Spin the wheel every April fools One of either Brady, Gronk or Edelman will be like “I’m un retiring… aPriL FoOlS” Hahahahahaha dude you’re so fucking funny and original, don’t you just LOVE April fools?? Isn’t it just so great??