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@ick_real Black OJ

Your gangster name is the colour of ur shirt and the last thing you drank. Who are you?

@ICameBack5 I’d propose if she touched my thigh.

Men will leave her because she doesn't know how to do freaky back flips in the bedroom

@HawkEmDownChris Kam Chancellor

Who’s your favorite NFL Safety of all time? 🏈 A) Ronnie Lott B) Ed Reed C) Troy Polamalu D) Brian Dawkins E) Steve Atwater F) Eric Berry G) Paul Krause H) Sean Taylor I) John Lynch J) Comment other Safety ✍️

@FBGreatMoments Fucking knew that was gunna be #1 lmao

The best plays of the 2010s 🍿

@ywomendeservles I pray this is just bait lol. Who tf admits I wanna just drink n smoke in front of the 7/11 like shit. Do it but who tf thinks yeah let me put that in a text

@Thebiglade Usually I start sobbing and threaten to kill myself. Throw in a few “sluts” and “whores” in there, then gas light and say they’re not even my type I don’t want their ugly ass anyway. Ya know keeping it classy

Men only. You: "Can I have your phone number?" Her: "Nope" What’s your next move??

@jojobehrendt @KarmSumal @Goofbeard @_hughesupdates You and I are just not gunna see eye to eye on this. It’s not even about the success of the team I have the issue with. It’s the fact he is their “Captain” and gave the team not even his full prime before fuck “some of my best friends” and the fans that love watching him play.

@SeahawkTuah69 @KarmSumal @Goofbeard @_hughesupdates The Oilers missed playoffs 4 times since McDavid’s rookie year. The Canucks missed playoffs 4 times since Quinn’s rookie year. NOW the Canucks are rebuilding, after having already missed so many postseasons. The Oilers were rebuilding from the start of McDavids career.

@jojobehrendt @KarmSumal @Goofbeard @_hughesupdates I get that but McDavid gave them a full decade to rebuild and do it. Hughes didn’t. I don’t blame elite players for doing what they feel is right. Hell I wish Jumbo cup chased sooner. But I can see why Canucks fans are feeling a bit betrayed.

@SeahawkTuah69 @KarmSumal @Goofbeard @_hughesupdates The Oilers are significantly better than the Canucks, so obviously it won’t be a 1-1 comparison. But if a leader is supposed to stay with a team regardless of performance then why wouldn’t McDavid sign for 8 years? Point is, it’s understandable for a captain to not stay forever.

@2MINIHULK First time I’ve seen them with a double digit percentage in like 3 years

14%

@jojobehrendt @KarmSumal @Goofbeard @_hughesupdates McDavid has played 11 seasons for the Oilers and even took less money for 2 years to get a cup with the Oilers totaling 13 years playing for them. Respectable. Hughes played 6 full seasons. Just doesn’t seem right to compare to McDavid situation.

@KarmSumal @Goofbeard @_hughesupdates So? Mcdavid is the Oilers captain and everyone understood why he didn’t commit long-term (and they are obviously much better than Van). Regardless of captaincy you can’t expect elite players to waste their prime on a team that can’t win.

@Baconpwn @SoloDahDon Wasn’t Denver the underdog at home against the Packers?

@SoloDahDon How can the front runners be a dark horse?

rams might be the dark house team in the NFC to make a run. They dangerous

@bellibrini Weirdo.

I'm still on mack saying anyone on the team would've thrown hands for any of their teammates if they went down bc like.... that's not true ellen. plenty of sharks have gone down & mack has never fought like that so idk who he's trying to fool but it certainly won't be me

@JScib518 @DNyghtwyng @TheSports_Shift The First Half Buffalo Bills

@DNyghtwyng @TheSports_Shift Who did the pats beat

@lexiosborne Yes

Yall got what you prayed for. Happy?

@BBQChiefs Celebrating not seeing the Chiefs in the playoffs

All of you celebrating Mahomes injury are fucking losers.

@here4laughsX @blaucomedy Perfection

@blaucomedy How did Ryan fumble that hard…..her tits saggin crazy tho

Worst way to get broken up with? 😳

@JPMogginChase @Mappy6984 @pepsi Royal Crown Cola

@Mappy6984 What’s more shocking is: what kind of soda is that?? That’s not @pepsi 🤣🤣🤣

@NFL_DovKleiman Then call me sick and disgusting cause I’m jacking off to this tweet right now.

You have to be a sick disgusting person to be enjoying the Chiefs downfall.

@CelebriniBetter @DsBoom40220 @markhmasters You’re the one saying he needs to stop making excuses as if you’re fuckin anyone.

@SeahawkTuah69 @DsBoom40220 @markhmasters Lmao you’re the one calling another man a douche for just quoting what Mckenna said. Look in the mirror

Gavin McKenna: "There's a lot of chatter on my year but it's a growth year. I'm playing harder guys. I could have stayed in the Dub & put up a bunch of points but I wanted to challenge myself & I've been getting challenged" Chatter fire you up? "Oh yeah" tsn.ca/hockey-canada/…