Lobotomy E.G.O::Sloshing🔞

(Pinned!) this is an unserious Parody/RP account revolving around this unnamed limbus enemy who i (mun) love so dearly uhhhh mun and muse go by she/her this is MDNI and suggestive AT TIMES (might repost smthn NSFW sometimes) speaking: text actions: [text] ooc: 💚; text

@ILLUSIONMAGICK [Jane talks to herself as she walks away.] Haaah... yeah, that was that graycoat. I better call and have a clone take my place for the next year seeing as I'm probably about to have a massive target on my back.

@SloshingGOAT ❝ KYAAAAAAAAAAAA~! ✨️ ❞ [ Plushsine is blasted into the sky, sparkling all the way... Poor thang. ]

❝ Being a magical girl fairy princess can get exhausting... So I'll stay in this form today! ✨️ ❞

@th3artofwar_ Chud.

I’m gonna act super cute. … ✨

@ILLUSIONMAGICK [WHACK! Before Jane registered who she swung on she struck the plush with a powerful swing.] "That thing kinda sounded like that pink haired graycoat... oh well! Someone will find it." [Jane tossed her baton over her shoulder and walked away, proud of her batting skills.]

@SloshingGOAT [ Distressed Plushine squeals!!! ] ❝ KYAAA! W-WAAAAIT! DUN HIT MOI— ❞ [ Its too late. You're in batting range little chud fairy. ]

@th3artofwar_ Skill issue, not gonna lie.

@SloshingGOAT Our Fixers are mediocre

Turning a Finger’s Headquarters into a National Landmark in one easy step. ☢️💣

@td_65314792 💚; it is

@SloshingGOAT t.d — is this true fam sorry im kinda slow

【🦋】 " head nearly eradicated me once for being created " 👀 #nooticing

@th3artofwar_ I'm sure there's more pressing matters in the city than The Fingers. You got fixers to deal with that, no?

@SloshingGOAT I am doing my job

@th3artofwar_ Nuh uh.

Thank you for being respectful to me, in return I will trap you and keep you inside of an enclosure with enrichment and only let you go out once a day.

@KCorpEmployee 💚; "green slop user" 😭

@SloshingGOAT First impression: Why did you take a picture of me? Nickname: Green slop user. Do I like you: I suppose? You're my: Acquaintance. Would I kiss/slap/hug: Hug? Date or pass: Pass, you are an enigma to me.

//Ahem, shall we?

💚; hey guys is it obvious i'm mdni yet/lh

@th3artofwar_ 💚; i want jane to be a constant mild annoyance

// NOT ?? NECESSARILY ?? A SHIP CALL ?? IT COULD BE BUT IT BETTER BE LEGAL consider it a dynamic call . i’d love platonic, enemies, and familial too ! just tell me what youd like

@th3artofwar_ What does that mean?

Romantic Date Idea: I give you a 60 second headstart.

@DerFemschutze ...damn. Don't have anything cool to show you, then. Seeya. [Jane picks her chair up and turns it back into her baton and armor.]

@SloshingGOAT Yes I have!

(first open int ig) [Jane rips off a large chunk of her suit which fills itself immediately with the rest. This chunk is placed on top of her baton as the entire weapon becomes a chair. Jane sets the chair down and has a seat. Now she is staring at you, reader.]

💚; should I make an actual pinned for this account or nah

Arbiter Fun Fact: 𝓘 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓸 𝓫𝓪𝓭…

@DerFemschutze Ever seen a chair explode?

@SloshingGOAT -Stares back at you- You look funny.

@vitec1295 💚; its all good lol I don't think I talked to a lot of my Dante moots when I switched to Isabelle (who is also archived/not used anymore cuz I'm bad at serious roleplay/gen)

@SloshingGOAT // hell yeah, good thing i still remember. My memory is really bad sometimes

//From left to right, i think one of my favorite edits is the middle one