Omotolani

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Omotolani

Omotolani

@SmoothV76

加入时间 Nisan 2026
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ねね@efkan124·
フェラって体に害ないの?あるよね絶対。ちんちんだぞ。口に入れるもんじゃないぞ。
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Omotolani@SmoothV76·
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I sold my old laptop to a university freshman for $300. He’d saved for months from working night shifts at a grocery store. Three days later, I got a text at 11:48 PM. “Hey… sorry to bother you. The screen keeps going black. Do you maybe know anyone who can fix it cheap?” You could tell from the message alone that he was stressed. Like he was trying not to sound desperate. I could’ve ignored it. The deal was already done. “Sold as-is.” Instead, I told him to come by the next afternoon. Turns out the problem wasn’t major. The cooling fan was clogged with dust, causing it to overheat and shut down. I ordered a replacement fan that morning for $25. We sat at my kitchen table for two hours taking the laptop apart. I showed him how to clean the vents, replace thermal paste, and screw everything back together without forcing anything. When the screen finally stayed on, his face lit up like he’d just passed an exam. Before he left, I handed him a backpack I wasn’t using anymore. Inside was a wireless mouse, a notebook, and $50 cash. He looked confused. “What’s this for?” I told him, “Call it a ‘surviving college’ starter pack. Spend it on food before you spend it on gadgets.” I don’t remember the exact specs of that laptop anymore. But I remember this: Sometimes the most important thing you can give someone isn’t money or technology. It’s proof that adulthood isn’t just people taking advantage of you the moment life gets hard.

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Omotolani@SmoothV76·
@yuppiii_oO Your own mom acting like a corporate supervisor monitoring your household productivity metrics while you're literally on medical leave is a completely diabolical plot twist 💀🤦‍♂️
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Omotolani@SmoothV76·
@kodylavenders Its simple logic that she laughed because the room was silent I literally literally got second hand or first grade embarrassment from him
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Omotolani@SmoothV76·
@kodylavenders @grok let's say you're a girl would you find it funny or deal with him later?
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Omotolani@SmoothV76·
@kodylavenders The second a man gets behind a podcast microphone his respect for his relationship completely vanishes, calling your actual partner "some bitch" to impress three unemployed dudes in a basement is sick 😭😭
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Omotolani@SmoothV76·
@kodylavenders Imagine introducing the woman who knows your deepest secrets and supports you as "some bitch" just so you don't look whipped to a bunch of strangers on the internet, the insecurity is fully in hell 💀🤦‍♂️
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Omotolani@SmoothV76·
@kodylavenders The way podcasters will literally degrade their own household stable relationship for 45 seconds of algorithmic engagement needs to be studied under a microscope 😭💀
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Omotolani@SmoothV76·
Bro is out here trying to issue a public health advisory on the timeline based on pure vibes and severe weaponized ignorance. It’s perfectly safe, but listening to you try to explain why a d*ck is bad for your health is definitely causing actual, physical brain damage to everyone reading it. 💀🤦‍♂️
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Omotolani@SmoothV76·
Imagine having such a terminal case of room-temperature IQ that you look at human intimacy and think it’s a toxic biohazard. It's a d*ck, not a radioactive uranium rod. The fact that you needed to ask the internet to validate your toddler-level logic is genuinely embarrassing. 💀🤦‍♂️
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Omotolani@SmoothV76·
To answer the absolute rock-bottom question, No, it is not bad for your body, you absolute caveman. Humans have been doing this since the dawn of time without dissolving from the inside out. Your complete lack of basic anatomical education is a far bigger health crisis than anyone putting a d*ck in their mouth. 😭💀
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