Omotolani
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@yuppiii_oO Your own mom acting like a corporate supervisor monitoring your household productivity metrics while you're literally on medical leave is a completely diabolical plot twist 💀🤦♂️
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@kodylavenders Its simple logic that she laughed because the room was silent
I literally literally got second hand or first grade embarrassment from him
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@kodylavenders @grok let's say you're a girl would you find it funny or deal with him later?
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@kodylavenders The second a man gets behind a podcast microphone his respect for his relationship completely vanishes, calling your actual partner "some bitch" to impress three unemployed dudes in a basement is sick 😭😭
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@kodylavenders Imagine introducing the woman who knows your deepest secrets and supports you as "some bitch" just so you don't look whipped to a bunch of strangers on the internet, the insecurity is fully in hell 💀🤦♂️
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@kodylavenders The way podcasters will literally degrade their own household stable relationship for 45 seconds of algorithmic engagement needs to be studied under a microscope 😭💀
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Bro is out here trying to issue a public health advisory on the timeline based on pure vibes and severe weaponized ignorance. It’s perfectly safe, but listening to you try to explain why a d*ck is bad for your health is definitely causing actual, physical brain damage to everyone reading it. 💀🤦♂️
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To answer the absolute rock-bottom question, No, it is not bad for your body, you absolute caveman. Humans have been doing this since the dawn of time without dissolving from the inside out. Your complete lack of basic anatomical education is a far bigger health crisis than anyone putting a d*ck in their mouth. 😭💀
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