Barbara🦕

Couple wearing their mayoral chains on pointless. They only talk about their mayoral chains. Me: They’re the sort who could move into a village and know all the locals by the end of the week Mr C: And all the locals think they’re w*nkers Harsh but probably true🤭

One of those #EscapeToTheCountry where grabby young couple with baby inexplicably need 5 acres & massive house, so buy with parents, give them the old garage to live in while they take the £950,000 mansion & crow about the free babysitting. I’d love to know how the cost is split.

@BBCPolitics @BBCNews Like an 8 year old replying “no you did” after every statement. I’m surprised he doesn’t stick his tongue out at her🙄

Kemi Badenoch says Keir Starmer is “taking money from those who do work to give to those who don’t” The PM says the Conservatives were “the ones that doubled spend on welfare, they’re the ones with the broken system” #PMQs bbc.in/47UF06x

@wine_018 Well said, and well done. The little sh*ts needed telling. 👏👏

Saw two adolescent boys absolutely terrorizing a family of geese across a huge public park lawn. No reason. Just for fun. Scaring them. Chasing them. Trying to kick them. I was fifty yards away. “Hey! Leave the geese alone!” Nothing. “Hey!!! Stop chasing the geese!!!” They looked at me and hesitated. Then kept going. I summoned the spirit of every soul brutalized by men and said “LEAVE THE BIRDS ALONE!!!!!!!” The entire waterfront park stopped and the boys RAN to their dad. I am at the point where I have zero embarrassment for calling out men of every age for their actions. Whatever sickness men have, it starts young. It starts taking pleasure in the distress of others. I simply won’t stand for it. And parents! The fuq ya’ll doin with these boys????????

An old shopfront presumably. I’d like these shops reinstated, with friendly shopkeepers in aprons popping an extra toffee/plum/sausage/shoelace in the paper bag because they like your dog. #WindowsonWednesday

A once dilapidated childhood haunt revisited 50 yrs later, it’s had a facelift and proudly wears a Bruce Forsyth wig now. I felt like the dilapidated one this time. Funny old thing, time. #WallsOnWednesday #Woodensday

@DomesticDervish Bless! He’s out cold😂

My dog right now. Please show me yours, I’d love to see what they’re all up to. Are any awake? #Dogs

@katephillips29 They’re gorgeous😍

@Springborn21 Daisy and Maple ❤️

I shall call it Tidal Twinkles. #TidesOutTuesday

@ShRudd Yep, said to husband I thought we’d be on Anglesey by now. He told me we’d been on Anglesey for the last 20 minutes. Didn’t you notice we drove over a long bridge? he asked. I hadn’t.

@Springborn21 You missed the bridge bit? They’re both quite big. P

I didn’t know I was on Anglesey when I was on Anglesey. I wonder if the experts know where they are. They probably spotted the bridge. #AntiquesRoadshow

@GBNEWS She’s right.

ITV Coronation Street star blasts Keir Starmer for being 'unable to back British Jews over fears of losing Muslim voters' gbnews.com/celebrity/itv-…

@MelanieLatest 🎯👏👏

This is cynical virtue signalling. You have supported two and a half years of hate marches on London streets chanting for the mass murder of Jews. You have never once called out this incitement, demonisation and lies against Israel and Zionists. The city you run is no longer a safe space for Jews. Own it.

A wonky broken lamp in Dorset for #AllMetalMonday

We all know our current politicians are grifting chancers on the whole, but the hypocrisy in all the hand wringing and furrowed brows today, after all the smarming and virtue signalling flag shagging, it just turns my stomach. Revolting people.

@JeanHatchet @ZackPolanski Well quite.

There is nothing more offensive than a politician who thinks he can wear his hypocrisy like a cloak and no one will point it out. Fuck you @ZackPolanski

We don’t give a monkeys if you’re going to sell the item or not. Stop saying “I’m not going to sell it”. Do what you like, we just wanted to know what it’s worth and forget again 5 minutes later. #AntiquesRoadshow

@DomesticDervish @ShRudd So that’s what all those blooming trip hazards she leaves all over the floor are for?😉

@ShRudd @Springborn21 Sometimes I think Ted is just waiting for the day when the boss falls over or gets stuck in mud and she, Ted, will Save The Day and finally people will listen to her. And she’ll be richly rewarded.

Sunday morning vignette.