Devon Kay

Can we talk about how slut shaming is reverse Aceism?

Hell yeah dude what the fuck does this mean

@AndrewHilaryUS where u see em last

All my stocks gone

Can we have a Fun Home movie please? As a treat?

Oh nooo I sneeze farted. I snarted.

@whatsitpod @davetotheross @calebsynan The Car That Wouldn't Dare Go Missing Cuz She's Kinda Scary

This week @davetotheross and @calebsynan are renaming DUDE, WHERE’S MY CAR. But what if it starred MERYL STREEP. Any ideas? We read our favorites on the show! We’ll go first: MY CAR & WHERE IT IS

@whatsitpod @davetotheross @calebsynan Devil Where's Porché

Fitting my belt with a wd-40 holster so I can unsqueak the bathroom doors at this community arts center. #gaysinthewild

This theme song has been stuck in my head for twenty years.

@anineffablegame Heterosexuality is the only legitimate form of love, obvi

@SureDevon If by virgin you mean he never had a woman lover, then yeah.

"It must be said as if to a loverrr... CALYPSOOOOO I RELEASE YOU FROM YER HYOOMANN BONNNDS..." Barbossa is a virgin.

So this actually happened and I yelled for my cat to come and kill it. This is why magic avoids us, y'all.

The longer I own a leather jacket, the surer I am that my descendants will treasure it. (I am a leasboan)

It's all "You're supposed to drink water consistently." and "You're supposed to eat food at regular intervals." IF I'M NOT CONSTANTLY RECOVERING FROM THE BRINK OF CRISIS, HOW DO I KNOW I'M ALIVE.

If you see a girl peeing in a cemetery, leave her be. She had a score to settle.

Hit some turbulence and everyone is like JUMP!!!

I wish back of the plane had the same energy as back of the bus.

Spirit airlines: Hey y'all, we got extra seats on this flight to dallas if y'all wanna hop on. Just sayin there's room if you're not doin nuthin.

all I want in the world is for a tiny mouse to approach me and be my friend and make me clothing

You ever have a friend kill so hard at a mic that you want to quit comedy?

I just noticed my nose and now I can't unsee it