Femi🦍

Hey! I’m Ph3my & this is my work🎭

@MahdiAsadi313 😂😂 una dey kill me for this app daily

@LagosNas 😂😂😂 next time he go learn to write letter before he show for school gate

@TechieWavee Na OAU wey e enter make am think say e fit enter anywhere 😂😂😂 Btw, poly Ibadan neegas dey come for you 😂

Nothing sweet me pass say them no allow am enter UI campus.

@LagosNas 😭😂 he for just go PolyIbadan, people wey pass am sef don con do show wey students no send them

@TechieWavee Admission as how, e dey do tour ni so he come dey enter schools.

@iam_immalove DNA embedded begging, kilode🥹

If una broke shame us finish, una go still pay for uber, dresses,wigs and dates.

@kiskebaka @grok explain the certain lifestyle required

@kena_ewuru Mary 2.0

She probably found out he got a vasectomy after she got pregnant “for him”. 😭

if you don dey see update for tl, that means it’s either not paying or it’s referral based. 😂 making 4 figs and posting to put others on uno.

@mrlurvy Na GLE I been dey see sha😭

After extensive historical research and several emergency meetings, it has been confirmed that GELE actually belongs to the great people of Kogi State. Yoruba women were only borrowing it all these years. Kindly return all borrowed GELE immediately. Thank you for your cooperation. Special shoutout to Theo Abu Agada, whose grandfather told us this story

@Mosinmi_ @twitch_wears Normal levels

@TechieWavee @twitch_wears If tomorrow morning don reach, I don help you book flight go there.

Done with my registration. Was so smooth af

@EmekaOghali $370 in a day, how far relax eje

If you need help speak out, I have been seeing crazy wins on this outlier, Someone made $370 in a day, We need help, put us on if you sabi am biko🙏

@twitch_wears @Mosinmi_ Fun fact: Iran better pass Nigeria 😂😂

@Mosinmi_ @TechieWavee More like Iran

@Mosinmi_ We no get the same Fatherland nah, why you dey project your papa on top me😭😂

@TechieWavee You go go Sudan be that o

@Mosinmi_ Na motherland I wan serve no be Fatherland

@TechieWavee Engr. Femi. Shey eyin o ba wa shey NYSC

These niggas just dey use AI platforms farm engagements with una 😭😂, many of them don't even have an account on those platforms but yeah "all you need to get started with xxx" ......if you like don't use your head and give a stranger on the Internet someone else's details because he said he can help you work on the tasks 💀💀

@Mosinmi_ Una don dey register already 💀

NYSC people, has anyone seen confirmation link?

@Prezain_LJ @grok why can't a nwa mmiri shower at night

In my final year, one evening around 6 PM, I had gone into school, precisely the school hostel, to see someone. When I was done, I decided to walk around the female hostel. In the evenings, lots of girls are usually outside engaging in one activity or another. I met this girl, very fair, beautiful, and slim. She was all shades of perfection. I approached her, and it was the easiest startup conversation I have ever had with someone. A few minutes into the conversation, it already felt like we had known each other for years. We exchanged contacts. I got back to my lodge that night and called her. We spoke really well, and I asked her to come over the next day, which was Sunday. She agreed. I even teased her that she was going to sleep over, and she agreed to that too. With how easy everything was, I became a little scared and uneasy. Then again, I told myself that I had game, and you know what they say about love at first sight. Maybe she was already into me. The next day, at the agreed time, she called to tell me she had taken a bike and was heading to my place. I was quite excited. You know the anticipation of a new pussy. My place was always orderly, so I didn’t have much to fix. When she arrived, I offered her a Maltina drink, and shortcake biscuits. As we were gisting, I reminded her again that she wouldn’t be going back but would sleep over instead. She said no problem. I was not in a hurry to start touching her. Why rush when I could have her the whole night, I said to myself. Around 10 PM, after dinner, I asked her to take a shower. She told me she had already showered before coming out and could not shower that late at night because she was “nwa mmiri.” I laughed it off and told her she should just say she was cold and that maybe I could warm the water for her. She insisted she meant it. At this point, I became really scared. I went to take my own shower. When I came out, she asked me to give her something to change into. I did. She got completely naked in front of me and changed. My mind was not at ease at that point. “Nwa mmiri?” Which marine girl would even tell you herself that she was one? Or maybe it was just a way to make sure I wouldn’t touch her. But if she didn’t want me to touch her, why then did she get naked in front of me? I texted two of my friends about it and told them that in case anything happened to me by morning, they should know what was going on. That night she wore my Manchester United jersey without anything underneath. Fear did not allow me to touch her. I eventually dozed off, and each time I slept, I had a nightmare that forced me to wake up. It happened twice. After that, I had to stay awake the whole night until morning while she slept. Very early on Monday morning, I asked her to leave that I was having a 7 AM class. Before she left, she told me how lucky I was. She said that when she walked into my room, she saw a traditional necklace hanging on the wall, which had been given to me by my grandmother. She said it made her feel almost powerless and that she had no other choice than to tell me herself that she was “nwa mmiri.” When she left, I burned the jersey. That same day, I bought a new bed. Ever since then, I don’t do the “meet a woman today and sleep with her the same day” thing. I must know you very well before I have anything to do with you.

so I met this girl … 💐

@SeascapeNature So I can basically jump or swim from one street to another

Fort Lauderdale, Florida 🇺🇸