tejas mandre (int/char)

@OnlyNakedTruth No point in peeping in personal life, it is not going to change the facts he is stating.

The man giving this gyan was involved in fraud worth 81 crores. There are FIRs filed against him and his wife.

@shriramX7 lol. Satara is underrated given its altitude, greenery, freshness and proximity to other underrated hill stations like mahabaleshwar, kaas, paachgani.

Today, we're launching the Sarvam Startup Program. AI is the era for builders. We want to compound that momentum by powering the startup ecosystem with high-quality models and tools so they can create with full agency. The program provides credits, priority support, and production-ready infrastructure so startups can focus fully on building.

@stupidtechtakes lmao 😂 next up, download free GPU.

the most useless app ever

@Cloudflare 8000 Django Flask Fast API

Let's talk ports. Aside from 80 and 443 what is your favorite networking port and why? #CloudflareChat

@_shravs Polyglots are generally know to have better cognitive and mental flexibility and Indians like me are blessed to speak, read and write fluently in - my mother tongue (marathi) - english - hindi But now the trend is shifting towards only two or even one.

Somewhere around Bangalore. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Gemini 3.1 Pro be like

@SumitM_X If compensation is the most important factor, EM at VMware eats all three alive. Check Broadcom stock's graph.

Same salary , same location . What job are you picking ? 1. SDE 3 at Altassian 2. SDE 3 at Uber 3. EM at VMware 4. VP at Goldman Sachs

@kai_brokering @claudeai Write GTA 6 and sell it off to make that amount in cash. Easy.

completely forgot i have $30k worth of @claudeai credits that expires in 3 weeks wtf am i supposed to do with all this😭

@ConsciousRide SSE

As an Engineer, do you know if ChatGPT uses WebSockets/sockets for live chat streaming, or just normal HTTP API calls with SSE? #OpenAI #Engineering

5 lines of prompt and it did 342278++ 19-- who is going review this slop now?

@inhumandept_vp Only miss the sun when it starts snow

Our VP of Engineering handed in his resignation yesterday. He was polite. He said he found a 'once in a lifetime' opportunity at a startup. He wanted to leave on good terms because he's one of our early team members. I didn't panic. I didn't counter-offer. I just smiled and said, 'Once a team member, always a team member. You should join our Alumni Network.' He signed the Alumni membership form to keep his company laptop as a parting gift. We shook hands, he walked out feeling respected and valued. Here's what he didn't realize. In the from, there's a clause written in size 6 font. Clause 4, Section B: 'Crisis Activation.' Basically if our server uptime drops below 99.9%, or if our stock dips by 10%, we can legally conscript all Alumni members back into active duty immediately. If he doesn't show up, his stock options will be voided. It's part of the agreement he signed. To test things out, I’m planning a scheduled outage for next Tuesday around 2 AM. Welcome back, Dave.

RAMs are getting expensive because of this BS x.com/Sam0kayy/statu…

moltbook.com 🤯

@homelander_yyy An adult migrating for work shouldn't be asked to learn the local language because that is equivalent of going back to school. Teaching the upcoming generation ensures that language does not die unlike some of the languages on the verge of extinction in India. (Eg: Sindhi) 🙂

@homelander_yyy This is partially misleading. In my opinion schools in every state should abide by the rule of mandatorily teaching the state's language. So the upcoming generation in that state knows the language. This is the only way all the beautiful languages of India are preserved.

The reality of Indian Politicians via memes. A Thread: 1/9

@Ryanair @elonmusk His net worth is 20 times of Ryanair. Ryanair's net worth is closer to mine than it is to Elon Musk. (Jk) . Please don't roast me 😭

.@elonmusk

Emojis are used more often with the increasing use of AI to generate code, review comments, tweets 🧐🕊️ and emails ✉️

@Prashant01089 😂😂😂

बिबट्या 😂