The Coded Boss

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Using Claude API key in Claude Code is fvcking expensive. Over $10 burnt so far under 30 minutes for code review. Sticking to my Claude Pro and @code subscriptions for now.

@stanlee0nX Skill issue

Tech really changed my life. I moved out of my parents house at 19, at 24 I moved back in.

Seen lots of NGXGROUP chilling on the TL in recent days. What am I missing? That stock has done over 80% YTD so far if I'm not mistaken.

The first warning I had as a developer was never to reinvent the wheel, but you did. 😂

Here is where ETF investors put the most of their money last week: $SPY State Street S&P 500 ETF +$12.48B🟢 $VOO Vanguard S&P 500 +$7.71B🟢 $QQQ Invesco QQQ +$5.27B🟢 $SPYM State Street SPDR Portfolio S&P 500 +$2.65B🟢 $SMH VanEck Semiconductor +$1.59B🟢 Source: ETF Central

@libriscent No, I haven't.

Fun fact: Statistically, you’ve already met who you’re going to marry

I highly recommend.

Referred someone at my company a few days ago the interview went so bad, they ended up interviewing me again

@Ozedikus The All Stock Index is the right metric for what you just described. Fortunately, the Nigerian stock market has been on a multi-year bull run with YTD gain of over 30%

If Nigeria na stock or crypto, as e Dey dip so shey you go hold or you go sell?

@Carsnationn I will not buy this with 500k

Foreign Used Golf Manual Transmission Price:5.6M At Suleja Everything Blessed

These are the same type of people that go out to vote on election day.

@TheDamiForeign *Expect more tax

Promise come Dey look like threat😂😭

@PeterObi @Odogwu_Nomso Killings hardly make it to the mainstream media, it's no longer breaking news worthy. Nigerians as usual have adjusted. The government whose number one priority is protection of life and property are now more focused on destabilizing the opposition and shooting journalists.

“This Experience Will Not Repeat Itself” - Another Presidential Promise fails in less than 24 Hours. Less than 24 hours after President Tinubu stood at the Jos Plateau State airport on April 2, 2026, and promised the grieving Nigerian citizens, “I promise you that this experience will not repeat itself,” another brutal attack occurred in Nyamgo Gyel, Jos South LGA, resulting in the deaths of several innocent citizens. Since then, and only a week following that reassuring promise from the President, Nasarawa State has been plunged into grief as the Akyawa and Udege Kasa communities fled for their lives after gunmen killed at least 11 people. Many homes were reduced to ashes, and numerous families remain missing. In Zamfara State, 150 innocent Nigerians were abducted from the Kurfa Danya and Kurfan Magaji communities in one of the largest mass kidnappings in recent times. On the same day of the Zamfara kidnappings, terrorists in Borno State stormed Chibok, killing four officers and burning down homes. Yesterday, on Easter Sunday, Benue State was rocked by violence again, with over 17 Nigerians massacred, entire communities left in ruins, and many individuals still unaccounted for. Today, in Kaduna State, several innocent citizens were killed by terrorists inside churches, with many others abducted in the Ariko community of Kachia LGA. Yet we were told, “This experience will not repeat itself.” This represents a failure of leadership and responsibility, and sadly, Nigerians are paying for it with their lives. These attackers are not ghostly figures; our inaction emboldens them. How can a President make such a categorical promise and, mere hours later, the nation continues to count the dead across multiple states? The primary responsibility of any government is to protect lives and property; however, this responsibility is failing today. Nigerians are being slaughtered in their homes, in their communities, and in the very places they should feel safest. Even the President did not enter these communities, so who is truly safe in Nigeria? This is a national emergency. Nigeria is bleeding, and the situation is worsening and increasingly helpless. A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

@realFemiOtedola @officialABAT @AlikoDangote Lol, I heard he works till 2AM daily and wakes by 4AM.

Yesterday, I spent Easter Sunday with our dear President, Bola Tinubu, and my bestie Aliko Dangote. We discussed the economy and how Nigerians can benefit from the reforms. On a day of resurrection and renewal, Mr President was still working. That kind of commitment gives you hope for Nigeria 🇳🇬 … F.Ote💲

@dammiedammie35 Concern ❌ Consign ✅

“I know girls mess up, but not my girl, she can never cheat on me. I came all the way from Anambra State to Lagos because of her, she's my biggest concern” - Lover boy says.

@baba_Omoloro The Odin Project.

People who can code, where did you learn?

I put together 1000 Reasons Why You should not Vote for Tinubu in the next election. 1000-reasons.vercel.app Good morning Nigerians.

Tinubu in Jos Confirms ‘Don't Vote for Me’ Prediction on Power Supply During the 2023 campaign, President Tinubu made a clear electoral promise: “If I don’t give you constant electricity in four years, don’t vote for me for a second term.” When he took office in 2023, Nigeria had a power supply of over 4,000 megawatts and lower tariffs. Today, the electricity power supply is less than 4,000 megawatts on the average, and Nigerians are paying higher tariffs. Nigeria currently has the lowest per capita electricity consumption in the world, with a rate below 30% of the African average. Africa’s average is 617kwh, Nigeria’s is 144 kWh. This means that Nigerians consume least electricity than other Africans. In a glaring display of disregard for promises and a lack of trust, President Tinubu, during a brief airport stopover to visit grieving families of the Jos attack on Thursday, April 2, 2026, stated that one of the reasons for his 10-minute stay was that the airport had no electricity. “You have no light here I fly out in ten minutes” At a time when Nigerians are enduring days without power, our leaders cannot even stay a few minutes without it. Now is the time to stop incompetent leaders—those lacking the capacity and compassion—who prioritise their own comfort over the well-being of the people and make empty promises. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

@smartnakamoura Lol, the type of tweet you read from n1ggas when they just learn a new concept from tick tock.

I asked a software developer if he has ever done an OTA update for fixing a bug, and this dude became blank. He asked me what an OTA update means. Broooooooooother Bernard whaaat