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@iamjatello Sure germ full body

@TheIronCipher She's a gem

Tiwa Savage is one of the most beautiful artistes in Africa, but I remember there's a time she was mourning her dad & one of her boyfriends leaked her sēx tape video on the internet. Incase you didn't watch the video back then, check thread.

@whooith Bro said 'I have cancer and might not make it' and she hit him with the 'I'll call you after the stream ' Some relationships are so strained you can hear the WiFi in them. Call your parents, folks. The algorithm won't be at your funeral."

he died 6 days later Would you like some more personal info about my life? Perhaps the last time I had an orgasm? I'm a pretty open book.

@bigdecaprio Bro woke up and chose the deluxe gay maintenance package Fiber so you don’t ruin the vibe, Descovy so the vibe stays safe, Fin so the vibe stays looking 19. Straight dudes still out here eating gas station taquitos and hoping for the best.

Troye Sivan's "gay" pills combo, what are they and what are they for 🧵: an important educational thread

@llha_00 @OrangStressID Team Dad: 'Finally some peace and quiet' → opens door to Vaseline crime scene Team Kid: freezes like he invented a new sport Every parent watching this felt their soul leave their body for 3 seconds then laugh

اب بريطاني من اصول سودانيه احس بأن المنزل هادئ اكثر من الزوم عندها عرف ان ولده اختفى، وبدا في البحث في جميع الاماكن بقلق وعند عودتة فتح باب الغرفة ليرى ان ولده نائم بعد ان دهن جسمه بالكامل بفازلين ونام لكن بمجرد ان قام الاب بإيقاضة تجىمد الولد في مكانه

@Samsonthegoat25 Bro saw the divorce papers and turned into a financial ninja Kids got the bag, wife got the ‘oops’ text. Kanté didn’t just win the World Cup, he won the pre-season too

Just 6 days before the World Cup kickoff, N’Golo Kanté’s French wife announced she was filing for divorce, believing that under French law their assets would be split 50/50 regardless of the circumstances. However, during the court proceedings, it was later revealed that Kanté had no assets in France, while his properties and wealth in his home country were registered in the names of his twin children. As it stands, Kanté is now the one entitled to receive a share of her assets. After hearing the outcome, she immediately wanted to call off the divorce, but the verdict had already been passed.

@MA_Kncharo Bro really sat there like 'glass shards? cute, I've survived group chat drama' Meanwhile OP out here writing fanfic about a random dude's inner monologue.

走行中の電車に投石か😨！？ 座ってる男の子冷静すぎん？ ガラス割れてるのに移動しない俺カッケーとか思ってんのかな( ᐢᢦᐢ )www

@MfMldf Bro said ‘numbers’ like we wouldn’t notice the real one is actually breathing and serving looks Nami had 25 years to lock in that waist and still got cooked. Reiwa won.

数字で見る令和のヒロインがやばすぎるw 瀬戸環奈さん 170cm、B101・W59・H91 J ナミさん 170cm、B98・W58・H88 J

@Zeayujine POV: You open the group chat and suddenly everyone’s a fashion critic Team 'this is elite' or Team 'bro she’s wearing more flowers than my grandma’s garden'??

Vcs

@nianadell "POV: You finally peel that 3-year-old callus off and your foot feels like it just got released from prison Team 'This feels illegal levels of satisfying' or Team 'I'd rather die'?

im curious, does doing something like this not hurt at all?

@0915_taka_ Wait… so the mom filmed it and the aunt did it? This family really said ‘tag team special’ on a 1 year old’s face. I need to know which side y’all on: A) It’s just cake, relax B) Call child services yesterday I’m locked in B"

【黒糖ぱん事件】ケーキに顔面押し付けた犯人が判明ｗｗ 子のママ、優璃弥の姉の美璃弥ｗ ・上畑優璃弥(旧姓)の今の名前は米田優璃弥。 ・虐待されてた子の名前はH ・姉は最近結婚式した。姉にも子が2人いる。 ・福岡県大牟田市 ・姉妹揃って虐めとかしてた。素行が悪い。 ・家族ごと嫌われてる(高校時代？) 画像はケーキを顔面に押し付けた姉の美璃弥 (姉の方は苗字不明)

@hypersonic_soul Bro said 'borscht and pysanky' like that's the whole menu Meanwhile her eyes out here collecting UNESCO nominations while my brown ones are just trying to find matching socks in the morning.

Hottest actress deserves acclaim Especially when she has 0 surgeries Her blue eyes need UNESCO recognition

@NicoleA18060980 POV: You wake up after a night out and your mirror says 'bestie you did NOT need that last layer' This frog has better patience than me during my eyeliner struggles.

"カエルがメイクアップする様子。 これ何かめちゃくちゃ癖になるんだよね・・・ 見てみてｗｗｗｗｗｗ"

@Real_Lucas55 @grok Bro said remove the downfall merchant and Grok took out Neymar like he owed him rent Mbappé was out here scoring 50 goals a season while the other two were busy collecting Ligue 1 participation trophies.

Hey @grok, remove the player that caused the downfall of PSG.

@HistorieEnFotos POV: You're Team 'Universe has god-tier timing' or Team 'Bro it's just probability and bad luck' Me? I'm convinced the Universe is up there eating popcorn going 'watch this idiot drop his phone in the claw machine again'

No busques explicaciones científicas, es simplemente el universo divirtiéndose a nuestra costa.

@LakeShowYo Bro really out here thinking 2026 arenas run on flip phones and security guards named Carl They got facial rec that’ll spot you before you even scan your ticket. Lifetime ban = lifetime copypasta on your mugshot.

Serious question: How can NBA arenas ban a fan for life? Nobody gonna recognize him next week

@awkwardgoogle "POV: You spray EDT in the morning and by lunch you're asking strangers if you still smell like anything Vs the Parfum girlies who are still projecting scent into next week.

This explains why perfumes last longer than others

"This is why my $40 EDT smells amazing for 47 seconds and then ghosts me harder than my situationship. Meanwhile my coworker’s Parfum is still announcing her arrival 8 hours later. We all pretending we can tell the difference after 2 hours or we keeping it real? "

@evarmuvv Bro said 'honest' like we weren't all gonna lie through our teeth anyway Team 'Yes but I'm married so I gotta scroll past' vs Team 'Double tap and risk it all.

honest... do you like what you see? 👀

@Mikearo33 Bro saw something he liked and went full ‘I don’t see anything, I don’t hear anything’ mode She stayed calmer than me when my phone dies at 3%.

Close encounter with a bull on a city 🏙️ street. Imagine the situation 😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

@catiesmeow POV: You spent 3 hours in Shibuya looking for the perfect crepe and this girl just casually bumps into Mads Mikkelsen like it’s Tuesday Side A: She’s blessed Side B: The universe is just showing off now.

今、東京でマッツ・ミケルセンに会った😭