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Rolling worries into smoke since forever. 💨

I stopped taking life seriously once I realized nobody is making it out alive. Like nobody. We are gonna die. We're on a floating rock. 😂

I told a cigarette smoker about the long-term effects smoking has on the lungs. He asked me what benefit there is in dying with healthy lungs.

The way I don’t care about things lately is getting out of hand

After my last relationship ended, my mother literally said (derogatory): “You’ve made yourself undateable. You’re beautiful, you’ve travelled around the world and lived abroad, you’re well-educated (master’s degree), you have a prestigious job and you make your own money. Most men will feel too intimidated by you to date you.” She then told me I need to try to get my ex back because no other man will want me. No prizes for guessing how my mom feels about me still being single 6 years later.

As a NEURODIVERGENT Child, No one ever said here, try this instead. They just said ‘stop.’ So I did. Until I learned how to start again for myself.

Here’s a tip: An avoidant’s biggest core wound is shame, which triggers their avoidant responses. So running around shaming them on social media? It’s definitely not a good look.

When you take a huge hit and end up coughing for five minutes straight.

Some people quit smoking thinking the weed was killing their motivation... then realize the procrastination clocked in before the first joint ever did. That's a brutal plot twist.

👶 Babysitter: “She keeps asking for Mary Poppins on the mountain??” Me: “…She means The Sound of Music.” Toddlers don’t know titles. They know the general vibe.

Do you guys remember when President Obama quit smoking cigarettes because it was "unbecoming of a president?" God, I miss the days when there were things that were unbecoming of a president. 😑

When you roll up an absolute pearl so you gotta admire it

Don't let anyone lie to you: if what you're doing isn't working for you, giving up is an option. That's just the truth. Sometimes, the smartest move isn't to keep forcing something that isn't working—it's to pivot, learn, and try a different approach.

Sunday therapy: good vibes, loud smoke, and a mind free from unnecessary stress. Let the smoke rise while the worries disappear. 🌿💨

let’s normalize telling people “it seems you don’t have the capacity to love me in the ways i want and need, so let’s not continue this” and leave it at that

In life try avoid manipulative people. E get try.

When I finally got home nearly eight hours later, I burst through the front door… …and found my husband sitting on the couch eating pizza. He looked up, completely confused. “What are you doing here? Weren’t you presenting today?” I just stared at him. Turns out my mother-in-law had lied because she’d found out we were planning to move overseas for my job. She thought if I missed the presentation, I’d lose the opportunity and we’d stay close to home. She actually smiled and said, “I was only trying to keep the family together.”

Being Good without control doesn’t make them love you, it makes them use you 🤷‍♂️

U ever smoke by yourself n say " I'm high asf"😂😂 bro nobody else with u.

Every day of my life, I am trying to find a different way to get better.

if God is opening a door for you, He breaks the lock entirely. no rival or obstacle can reverse His will. Happy Sunday y‘all