UrkelBot

Damn I miss being intimate with my person.

@SavinTheBees 😂😂😂

To future sober me My fault twin

Let’s recreate this

😂😂😂😂

Would you still buy GTA 6 if the standard edition costs $120?

wish me luck

Fat dude at my job got fired and I’m just happy that his ass won’t be funking up the bathroom no more!

POV you’re a junior banker at JP Morgan and your MD wants to have a performance chat

@JohnnyWhales3 @exec_sum Man, I would’ve been paid! lol

@exec_sum This is why we can’t have nice things.

"I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons" JPMorgan LevFin executive director Lorna Hajdini, quoted in an anonymous lawsuit by a junior male colleague accusing her of making him her sex slave Viagra, roofies, and balls not "tasting like curry" are some other astonishing highlights of the lawsuit that accuses Hajdini of rape, stalking, and abuse

@diabeticoochie @Lord_Bonifacio What Usher said, “There goes my baaaaaaayyyyybeeeee!” 😍

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@LaBellaDiablaX @c_moreamari God is good.

Will you get over them by getting under me? 😈

@Janet8001252 Couldn’t have been me!

$1000000 handcuff bribe 😇

@MonopolyMina 😂😂😂

me & my long term subs be like

hairy coochies are amazing

@MissBNasty @LuscioussNique 😂😂😂

Aight lemme get my ass back to work

@bunnybabyFkDoll Same!!! I want to meet her not on no content creation stuff but just on a you’d be cool to vibe with type shi

@TheUrkelBot I know! I’ve followed her for a long time. She’s one of my favorite people in the internet

We loveeeeee diabetic coochie ❤️

@sixsevencuban I’ve found my tribe in the comments.

Shaved or bush

@sixsevencuban BUSH!