Timi

It’s frustrating to see people act surprised about the Oyo kidnappings as if this is new. We haven't forgotten the Chibok girls from 2014, and clearly, online shouting didn't solve anything back then.

Most good women lose good men by listening to the toxic advice of their lonely friends.

@Tony_Aladetuyi Emphasis on lonely friends

Who knows how much a stud gold earrings Is?

This man around my area has been having serious financial difficulties recently. Not that he is irresponsible. Life just became harder for him financially after business started going bad. His wife who was used to a very soft life started getting uncomfortable with the situation and was constantly reporting him and complaining to her family.... They came today and carried their daughter and grandson. They told the man that when he is ready to become a complete man again he should come and take his wife and child because they didn't give their daughter to a poor man.

@OgodoSandra Life 🤧

Let's settle this once, which is more useless? Arsenal FC: Bruno's 140+ years of existence 21 assists in 25/26 0 UCL 0 trophy

@drgoader Arsenal

@seunnimi Can you gift ? Will pay

@Timi_Kinetics It can be for 3 months Never tried it tho

Is there a secret code to getting verified on X in Nigeria? 😭 I’ve tried everything, even went to the bank to get a new card yesterday and it still got declined. How are you guys doing it?

There's a man in my village whose wife gave birth to twins. When he got to the hospital and saw the babies, he ran away. His relatives had to contribute money to pay the hospital bills. But why do some men run away when their wives give birth to twins?

@ginaoda5 Yes o

Have you ever pretended to be on a call just to avoid talking to someone? 😭

Who is the most useless Governor in Nigeria currently?

@the_Lawrenz All of them

Pity your life and enter relationship, you don dey old abeg.

@Ruky_Baby27 Me wey never fit feed myself 🥺

Sometimes you have to go broke, lose people you love, and watch friends turn on you before you get to where you’re meant to be.

Ladies, you visit a massage parlor and notice the masseuse admiring your body. Do you leave immediately, or do you just continue with your massage?

@Uno_009 Most cursed president in the world right now is tinubu 😂

List of Useless people Nigeria: 1.Bola Ahmed Tinubu 2. Shettima 3.APC supporters 4. MTN 5. Airtel 6. Wike 7. Akpabio 8. Reno omokri 9. Omojuwa 10. Kenneth Okonkwo 11. BAT 12. Desmond Eliot 13. Tinubu 14. Shettima 15. Adams oshiomole 16. Tinubu 17. Ben Bruce 18. Shettima 19. Peller 20. Tinubu Add yours

I'm literarily boiling here. How can someone eat the leftover food you saved for dinner. I just planned in my head that this is what we'll have for dinner. Minutes later I'm smelling that same food in the kitchen. The person munching away with joy. Everyone will go hungry tonight 😫😡

@onyicki It will be bloody 😂

One of my guy met a girl 3 days ago and they smashed already😂💔