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@f0dless Simpsons did death note

@AvaTarrMain This is true at the peak of my horny teenager career i drank white monster almost every single day it was disgusting

If you drink white monster I’m gonna instantly assume you’re a sex pest

The pipeline of "oh i already know i want to be an artist of some sort when i grow up" ➡️ "oh god this field isn't sustainable i need a less creative job" ➡️ "oh my god im not passionate about literally anything how am i supposed to choose something fulfilling" is so real

@bananachickenbm Leave witty/quippy comments under their posts and pray they eventually start interacting with you

how tf do i interact with people on here other than following them and spam liking their stuff

@gofrickurself This deadass happened to me i had to quit cold turkey and i lost 30 pounds

Stoners be like i need to get high or I can’t eat

i will NEVER call you mommy. do not EVER call me daddy.

30 Years of 64 ⭐️

Evil foid accelerates the norwooding of sensitive young man. Heartless bitch

where do homeless people go when it starts to rain

When I was a little kid I never saw anyone jump in real life so I thought it was something that only existed in videogames like I thought miyamoto invented jumping while creating the first super mario bros

@35yearoldfriend At least you found it I haven’t even found it yet

I’m finding it harder and harder

@pissshit90001 Marijuana

What medication stops my brain from thinking so much #PleaseHelp

You can bully me, shove me around, I can take it. But when my mom was diagnosed with bone cancer in 2008, AiAi was right there at my side while she underwent chemo. GonGon held my hand as I watched her casket lowered into her grave. MeeMee still comes with me to leave flowers at her headstone. So yeah. I’ll never apologize for being a Super Monkey Ball fan.

@bronxharlot This only applies to fat guys with man tits btw

fellas. plz teach the young men about wearing a tank top under the tshirts. please.

@SB2749 @mackolor He’s calm, confident and collected. If you got a problem, this plumbers got it handled. What a fucking badass.

this frame of the smash 4 reveal trailer has lived rent-free forever on my mind. i just really like mario's pose here for some reason

@dontfwmeok I mean i quit listening to $uicideboy$ and started listening to more alternative rock so it’s not all doom and gloom

Faking your music taste due to social validation is self slavery

when i was a kid I heard that if you kept your fists clenched that was a sign you jerked off a lot and so i saw this render of mario a lot and it made me scared that mario jerked off and it made me feel very sexually nervous

Ngl any nigga that is MAGA in the big 26 is dead ass bottom of the barrel sped