Corey (Karlachmancer/Taashmancer Spokesperson)

This is fucking hilarious, god I love these two goofballs. 😂

@Lesbeon_Kennedy AS LESBIANISM INTENDED. SO IT WILL BE, AND SO IT SHALL BE DONE.

@VentureCorey HAPPY AND A LESBIAN

Guess whos going home early 😭😭 suddenly got an awful pain in my hip

medieval vape got me asking my squire to pass the arthur pendragon

@Lesbeon_Kennedy Happy and GAY

@VentureCorey Perfect... ill die happy

@Lesbeon_Kennedy Okay, I'll let u die at ur gfs house oomf. Right in her bed 😔

@VentureCorey Give me a good death oomf... you brought me into this world now take me out of it

@Lesbeon_Kennedy Nah I'd take you out back like o'l yeller, but only after I knew I couldn't fix ya LOL

@VentureCorey Will you put me down like a lame horse...

@Lesbeon_Kennedy And now we must pray for their soul😔

@VentureCorey Its true.... 😔

@Lesbeon_Kennedy Broken are the hips for the butch that works too hard 😔

@VentureCorey I DID its legit like right above my ass too!! Like around my hip

midnight rat post

@Lesbeon_Kennedy Brother you broke your ass noooo 😭

@VentureCorey I LEGIT DONT KNOW 😭 my back and legs have been hurting for ages but i thiiiink i pulled something??? But it hurts to even walk or sit lmao

@Lesbeon_Kennedy Who hurt you oomf? WHO HURT MY OOMF. TELL ME I HAVE MY FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT SOCKS ON OOMF TELL ME WHO DID IT.

@VentureCorey YEAH IT JUST HURTS TO SIT LMAO

@Lesbeon_Kennedy AND I DONT WANT TO HAVE 1 JOB WORKING AS 3 PEOPLE FOR THE PRICE OF 1 BUT HERE WE ARE.

@VentureCorey NOO I DONT WANNA I HAVE TWO JOBS COREY

I need someone to put me down MY EVERYTHING HURTS SO BAD AND I HAVE ANOTHER 4 HOUR SHIFT

@Lesbeon_Kennedy Yeah, im just fast like that man. Granted, I could've not beat you by 1 because I almost died coming out the womb due to my own umbilical cord strangling me to near death lol.

@VentureCorey Oh my god you had me at 1 years old???

ITS EXACTLY A MONTH TILL MY BIRTHDAY!!! IMMA BE OLD!!

@banesdemon eeeeeYUCK

@Lesbeon_Kennedy Yeah im so old I could be ur MOM

@VentureCorey Omg youre ancient

Guys idk what to do when I get home. Do I play my guitar for a bit or do I play my videogaymes?

@Lesbeon_Kennedy Thou canst escape it, for I too have experienced it, and surely will again, for I shall be 22 this year.

@VentureCorey NOOO

Get me out of here😭 WHY AM I THEN ONLY PERSON DOING THE OVERSIZED ORDERS? I SHOULD NOT BE THE ONLY ONE DOING THEM AND I HAD TO PICK UP 13 BAGS OF SOIL THAT HAD MANURE IN THEM. GET ME THE FUCK OUT IF HERE😭😭😭

thank you skippy