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Hot pockets in general! That’s poor people’s food!
.@Dboysback65
You a nasty mf if you be eating ham & cheese hot pockets.
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Only the uncivilized use the word “clean” … smh!
strict tops and gooners hate acc 🚮@papigregagain
tested and clean should never go together in the same sentence
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If you’re loud in the morning, I automatically don’t like you.

Benzer@KKamufu
One thing about you??
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I’m in my “Single on Purpose” era indefinitely!
Marcus Andre’@_MarcusAndre_
How much longer is everyone gonna be single
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You’re referencing the 🏳️🌈community, right?
Dear Self.@Dearme2_
Remove sex from a relationship and you will discover that a lot of people have actually nothing to offer.
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These MFers were putting up a fight. 45-mins, they’re gone!
Michael ⚡️♉️@BackToMichael_
Good morning. Push them kids out before you head to work.
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Why are you online giving false hopes!?
cade@cade__greer
Grindr guys are sooo annoying, like sorry im on vacation and have plans and don’t want to drop everything to meet you…why do you have to be rude
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