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You only gotta pay me if we win the case.
I am Ezekiel Sims, The Spectacular Lawyer-Man.
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Ezekiel Sims, Attorney and Therapist.
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Lawyer-Man ๐ท๐ท๐ท ๅทฒ่ฝฌๆจ
|| No posts for a little, my cat is dying.
Ill spend the rest of her life with her and then ill take a break from stuff.
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Lawyer-Man ๐ท๐ท๐ท ๅทฒ่ฝฌๆจ
I HEAVILY do not fw Marvel Rivals Black Cat because this is ABSOLUTELY too much.
I do admit I like her design but that's because I like Black Cat.
I just wish they had picked a certain character who didn't have to have a permanent arched back that looks like scoliosis.
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@ThisWooper ๐๐๐๐จ ๐๐๐ช๐ง๐จ๐๐๐ฎ.
๐๐๐ฉ ๐ง๐๐๐๐ฎ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ข๐ค๐จ๐ฉ ๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐ช๐ง๐ ๐๐ซ๐๐ง.
๐๐๐๐.
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//honey it's still kinda early you can delete the tweet now
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//Need ints holy shit this is boring, no wonder why I left ptwt smh
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Idgaf anymore, gimme shirtless men or I'll sue
X0XLEAK@X0X_LEAK
๐Season 7.5 ESU Event Pass PSYLOCKE SQUIRREL GIRL MANTIS - Black & Gold
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@Itzzmimu I'm respected because I'm a homosexual dummy
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@WebSlingAssKick i expected more from such a respected lawyer
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Do any of the women who follow me actually like men, i'm afraid i became the lesbian army general
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Your back posture sucks, you should sue your chiropractor and hire me.
Best of Black Cat@comfortblackcat
BLACK CAT, OH MY GOD #MarvelRivals
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Spider-Man and Peter Parker are the same guy?!
Marvel Rivals Intel@RivalsAssembled
โผ๏ธNEW SPIDER-MAN PETER PARKER THE PHOTOGRAPHER ๐ UNTIL MAY 15TH
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As long as it's not illegal in this state's legislation, it's fine.
โก Skullz โ ๏ธ@Skullz_Skeleton
What would you do if you saw this?
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Lawyer-Man ๐ท๐ท๐ท ๅทฒ่ฝฌๆจ
@RamBukenyaash //I'm suing you for not knowing polls can have images now
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๐๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐ก๐๐๐๐ฃ-๐๐๐@RamBukenyaashยท
Choose wisely or whatever.
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๐๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐ก๐๐๐๐ฃ-๐๐๐@RamBukenyaashยท
PARKERLUCK.โ
Ok Iโm doing a voting poll, i wanna make another parody acc
But which one should I be?
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Okay, scratch that, reverse it.
I'm no longer suing you for false advertising and I will go get a hearing aid.
Transformers (and more) ๐@Tf_multimuse
@WebSlingAssKick ๐จ: โI think you need to get your ears checkedโ โก๏ธ: โfirst of all I said lightning, not light, and second of all I already claimed the fact that it mightโve been a lieโ
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Let's check that.
I have a timer and if you are not as fast as the speed of light, I'll sue you for false advertising.
Transformers (and more) ๐@Tf_multimuse
[TF bait] ๐จ: โhow the hell are you catching up with meโ โก๏ธ: โdude havenโt you heard, Iโm as fast as lightning, well thatโs a lieโฆ. but I just got upgrades to make me fastโ
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