WompDawg

@ick_real Mildred

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@LN2_R0gue That’s awesome bro congrats on the record

@WompDomper Correct, cannonball run is traditionally NY2LA. We ran the southern trail of Jax2SD

22 hours 38 minutes The fastest crossing of the country ever has been made in a CT4-V Blackwing Jacksonville > San Diego

@LN2_R0gue This is different than the cannonball run route then? Forgive my ignorance

@WompDomper Nope, we're not ignoring 25:39(NY2LA) The previous 2 records for this route were 23:35(2024) and 24:00(2018). The fastest covid time for this route is 25:35, which we also beat.

@joshsasmith This one rips

Tired off all the hate in the BV recently we need another event like maddie kowalski to unite us again.

@jarvisfink @IowaMcflurry @joshsasmith Phagg0ts

God I love being a dude

BOSH BACK OUT TO ALLEN

Been having healthy dumps lately

Stripper Girl: so these are Called Perpetual Futures ? Me: just Perps baby Stripper Girl: Wow

Can’t tell if I’m shadowed banned on hinge or simply and unfuckable chud

Two big booty latinas, a midget, and a trans woman walk into a bar together Except it wasn’t a bar, it was my gym What the fuck

Remind me to do a documentary on niggas who snap after the dap

*dialing into our morning meeting* “Morning, stocks are down slightly after Trump announced a whole civilization will die tonight."

@C_S_Skeptic Ya well then his stake would be worth $10T+ and then you could cry even harder at another man’s success

@WompDomper Really don’t give a fuck if this requires a $100T market cap. Musk has no business demanding a package like that, and his mindless minions had no business cowering to his demands.

Something to keep in mind - once Tesla $TSLA drops below $319 per share, it will drop below the trillion dollar market cap it brags about. Making it worth less than the trillion dollar compensation Musk demanded from the company to stay on as CEO. The entire company will be worth less than the compensation package voted on by its mindless shareholders at the last AGM. A package Musk has done sweet fuck all in the interim to earn. This bubble can't pop fast enough.

Time to start bonesmashing

Seen 10 hours ago 😞

Womp is putting up shots Just messaged the ig baddie ring girl i saw at the fight last night: “Do you like white boys with a lil motion” My best work? Maybe. Is she gonna respond? Almost certainly not; however, my odds are now higher than if I said nothing I will update