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Salamence
@_KnightShade_
(Devout follower of Jibbers Crabst) (Death to the non- believers!) WARNING System Approaching Catastrophic Failure
Florida, USA 加入时间 Temmuz 2016
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Re-charching this Zapdos for science 🫡🧪
Parkys PokéStop@parkyspokestop
Putting this Articuno in a -80 freezer for science 🫡🧪
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Gen ai has only improved horizontally except when it’s Charlie Kirk then it’s basically indiscernible from real life
RYAN@sidesofchicken
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even the belt jiggles man im kinda mesmerized
thoughtcrime@thoughtcrime___
the world’s first male lesbian
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Buc-ee's brisket is like a 6/10 but that's because in America half the country can do a 10/10 brisket with a $30 smoker and 100 year old grandpas spice blend.
If you're not from the states? hell, not from the south?
Buc-ee's will blow your shit smoove off, do no sleep on it.
BowTiedPassport@BowTiedPassport
Honestly… if you insult Buc-ee’s Brisket, you deserve to get deported.
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2026 is so stupid I can’t believe we get to watch the myth of Narcissus play out in real time on our handheld devices
KickChamp👑@Kick_Champ
Clavicular got EMOTIONAL after realizing Dr Miami may have RUINED his nose forever and cost him his entire career 😳
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I have a friend who did the digital nomad thing in Japan as a programmer. He can't go ten minutes without mentioning how cheap stuff is in Japan.
So one day I ask him: what if he had to live in Japan on a Japanese salary?
He says "oh, I would kill myself immediately."
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how many times does this happen to him I'm crying
manic nixon dream girl@kennixonette
he's always in these bdsm situations
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