apt

guy saying hi to a piece of steak while telling it that he want to eat it : Nice to meat you

because shes a woman 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #misoginytwt #menontop #notironic #realonesunderstand

i wanna be rich so i could rot alone in my room doing nothing all day

@wanviscera oh, praying he answers, stay strong oomf

@_apt_0 my usual guy not replying

i need to smoke i need to smoke seriously ughhhhh

@wanviscera So buy some weed whats the problem

@_apt_0 I DONT HAVE A JOINT

i need a cute girl to kill me with a knife while shes apologising

@kysonnnnnnn 🔥

fit fo today

@wanviscera oh ok

@_apt_0 no

ok

i miss nikocado avacado so bad

i made this post while taking a shit btw

this is me when im taking a shit : >~<

twitter is so fun like ive never met carbon copies of me anywhere else

@lfcrayo @wanviscera wait this guy is funny

@wanviscera Are you sure they didn’t mean to type U instead of A

my friend called me a chad moe

@wanviscera no oomf you look like a dog with flights face

@_apt_0 u likey

home alone who wants to come over

@wanviscera put baloons in them

i want big boobs how to get big boobs

@toxicbrained mb

@_apt_0 Choked on my monster wtf!!!!!!!!!!

Bro thinks im stupid

wait, who IS Lila. Nah jk ik i have played it before