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Funny how Messi statpadding against Algeria is called greatness, Mbappé scoring against Iraq is called domination, but Ronaldo dropping a brace against Uzbekistan somehow “doesn’t count.” At this point, it’s no longer football analysis but just anti-CR7 propaganda.

🚨🏅 OFFICIAL: Cristiano Ronaldo with FIFA Man of the Match Award today. 💥🇵🇹

@fooballinterior @Jokeboke12 @MartienBall

@_retrobans_ @Jokeboke12 @MartienBall You’re forgetting Uefa Nations league is all friendlies

Watch them suddenly switch to “it’s only Uzbekistan” now even though it wasn’t “only Algeria” when Messi did it 😂😂😂

@Jokeboke12 @MartienBall Counting friendlies🥀🥀

@MartienBall Son

@M1L4GR03 He isn’t he just has good PR

My question is how Messi became such a humble and nice person despite sharing the same country with animals like these?

Cristiano Ronaldo received 5 Penalties in the 3 Peat (39 games). Lionel Messi received 7 penalties in last 9 games of the World Cup.

@MartinoPooch The mighty Algeria the mighty Austria

7 goals in his last 3 World Cup matches. How does anyone even argue anymore? #Messi

@ManagerTactical Yeah because their group is complete dogshit for them to statpad i am not impressed

Messi scores and becomes the all time leading goal scorer in World Cup history. I’ve seen enough, I concede. He is the GOAT 🐐

@tylerfunk14 @esjesjesj That is literally not true

@esjesjesj Yea six legal immigrants why do you fkn idiots keep throwing this shit out there and not realize you sound like morons. Everyone is for legal immigration, stop fkn coming illegally.

Team USA has six immigrants and over half the players have dual citizenship. If this Nazi administration got their way the team wouldn’t exist.

@ManagerTactical Oh stop lying you don’t hate to say it

Portugal 🇵🇹 is basically playing man down with Ronaldo. I hate to say this but it’s true.

Forever Fuck Argentina…. Piece of shit nazi country

@jollyjumpaa @MexicanMaiz It’s back now

@MexicanMaiz They've taken it down now

Trump is giving Iran $300B.. And MAGA was like “Obama gave them $1.7” 🤡🤡 you’re all fucking clowns

@TheRealDrewKolb @Tumsa_Eksel @Megatron_ron The jcpoa achieved this already dipshit

@Tumsa_Eksel @Megatron_ron We are not getting nuked We are dominating all the world’s energy supply. China and Russia are not. We will have long term peace in the ME, finally. Iran will never complete the steps to get any of the money. That’s the best part.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 JD Vance confirms that Iran will get $300 billion for war damages

@DissidentWire His face is just swollen from surgery

Fans are expressing concern about Clavicular’s appearance. Follow: @DissidentWire

Yes, of course, Daniel fell for fake screenshots of… himself. Just own it bro, we all know there will be no repercussions anyway.

@pissedpant @TypedKid Nah cnn Brazil reported on it

@TypedKid Publicity stunt

Singer-songwriter Oliver Tree dead at 32 due to a helicopter crash in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

@BigFNShow @TxForever @oxymeta @MelechThomas These be the same people complaining about birthright citizenship

@TxForever @oxymeta @MelechThomas Now that matters?

A Black immigrant doing for America what White people have been unable to do in nearly a century. Red rolls, white ceiling!

@MilanEye @MilanNewsit Ragnick and Glasner were right there and you pick this garbage ffs

Ruben Amorim is in pole position to become the new Milan head coach. The Rossoneri’s offer is a two-year deal with an option for a third year worth €4M/year [@MilanNewsit]