Smeagle The Beagle

Smeagle would approve. A new rescue is filling his dog bed, playing with his toys and drinking from his bowl. Meet Buddy. And he’s defo a dog. Though I can understand any confusion.

This is Lacey. Her snoot has gone into turbo mode. Cannot be held responsible for what it does next. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

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I remember when she gave her paedo son £12 million so he could avoid trial

@NotFarLeftAtAll This is my local M&S. I’ve emailed them at least 3 times having seen this in action. All they do is put their prices up for paying customers. We are mugs.

Kilburn M&S I don’t understand why I bother paying for anything. The only way to stop this seems to be if everyone starts stealing then they’ll have no choice but to tackle it Scumbags

If “not fucking around” was a Dog

“The Annunciation of the Dog Walker”

I'm trying to think of a logical reason why a young graduate working in education or healthcare should pay a higher effective rate of income tax than a billionaire. But I just can't.

NEW: The Mandelson payout is a breach of value for money rules & therefore breach of the Ministerial Code. You are NOT allowed to use severance payments for "reputation management" Thread 1/3

Civil servants feared Mandelson would “go public” with damaging claims unless he was paid off. Initial demand: £500,000+ Final payout: £75,000 The real question isn’t the money. It’s this — What exactly were they afraid he’d reveal?

Why does a British King cost 18x more than a Spanish one? 🇪🇸🇸🇪 Spain and Sweden run modern monarchies for under £12M/year. In 2026, the UK taxpayer is being billed £137M, and that’s before the estimated £150M+ security bill. We are funding an imperial-era luxury on a digital age budget. If they can do it for less, why are we paying for the world’s most expensive "tradition" #AbolishTheMonarchy #SovereignGrant #Taxes

2021: WFH is the future. 2024: Hybrid is the future. 2026: "come to the office 4 days a week because of culture" The culture: Everyone with noise cancelling headphones

"Your King's estate caused the flood. Your council tax pays to clean it up. Your family freezes while theirs heats another castle." Andy Burnham telling the truth while the Duchy of Lancaster hides behind Crown immunity. #AbolishTheMonarchy

👏 @AndyBurnhamGM is right to call this out. The King’s estate can inherit land when someone dies without heirs. But when that land becomes an illegal dump, taxpayers are expected to foot the clean-up bill. That’s not how responsibility should work.

i want to see a ceo explain what they do all day and why it's worth their exorbitant salary

@London_W4 You’ll get offers! I’m available to hold the tripod.

Sunset over Dubrovnik last night. If any country or hotel wishes to offer me a free holiday in exchange for photos and posts, then do let me know :) I had to pay for this holiday myself, although the free upgrade by Rixos to their best suite was very much appreciated. Cheers 🍻

Unemployment in the UK is now higher than it is in Italy. But we also issued over a quarter of a million work visas last year We are led by proper, grade A, super duper, top notch, catastrophic, monumental, immense, extraordinary, unbelievable level morons

“People in the poorest countries on the planet offered 10x the average salary of their home country as a prize if they make it to the UK”

Insult to British people. 40k is a house deposit for most people and we’re giving it away to make people leave the country who have no right to be here in the first place🤣

“Why do the public hate us?”