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The Los Angeles Kings have lost 44 times this season. They're one point out of a playoff spot. The New Jersey Devils have lost 35 games this year. They're 10 points out of a playoff spot. Sick system, Gary.

Instead of deaf people just watching the actual artists perform, CBC puts a sign language interpreter on to perform air guitar & drum solos for them to watch along side of it. Whats going on in Canada? It’s a 24/7 nut house

This has to be the cringiest weekend in Canadian Politics in my lifetime. And it’s still going🤦🏻‍♂️…..

Canadians have a choice. NDP = Palestinian flag. Liberals = China flag. If you want to fly & support the Canada flag, you best vote Conservative. 🇨🇦

Just going to go ahead and leave this here.

What was your Prime Minister doing during a cost of living crisis?

I’m not letting this go. Carney still hasn’t said a word about it. China denies it’s happening & Carney is off to the Juno’s in hopes he can change the news cycle with another distraction. He is hoping the longer he stays silent, it’s just going to go away. The media isn’t talking about it anymore so we must.

BREAKING: Orange smoke in Winnipeg, a new NDP leader has been chosen!

Has anybody ever lost weight and not told the entire world?

@Martyupnorth The height of confusion would be an Ndp auction.

I checked the NDP convention website. Here's a handy equity card scoring matrix. Hearing impaired trans racialized "woman" with a learning disability = 10 points Mobility challenged trans racialized "man" with a medium IQ = 7 points White trans "woman" wearing a Kiefer = 6 points Black woman with an eating disorder = 5 points Racialized man with a low IQ = 4 points Young white woman with red hair = 3 points Older white woman with mobility scooter = 2 points Young racialized cis-males with BLM tattoos = 2 pts Older white male with PTSD and hearing aids = 1 pt Middle aged cis males without a job = 1 point Working white males with high IQ = Zero points How do you score??

@Tablesalt13 I thought it was Saturday night live.

‼️NEW -- Transgender racialized delegate at the Canadian NDP leadership convention COMPLAINS that her "equity card" didn't prevent a cis woman from interrupting her the speaker reminds her that the card ONLY prevents men from speaking. (this IS NOT SATIRE)

@RosieRocks28 Have to save that one. That is a great skit.

If I didn't know this was the NDP convention I would have honestly thought it was a Monty Pythons sketch. Absolute nutfuckery!

@BarrySux @MrPitbull07 @bobandtracym The stalls have ears

@MrPitbull07 @bobandtracym Why would she have to use a secret code if she was calling from the bathroom? 🤔

My younger sister called me from the bathroom during a first date. "Hey, did you ever find my allergy medicine?" She doesn't have allergies. The code: This guy is creeping me out, he's ignoring my boundaries, and I don't feel safe leaving the restaurant alone. I didn't ask for details. I just asked for the restaurant name. Ten minutes later, I walked right up to their booth looking panicked. "Mom needs you at the house right now, the basement is flooding." She apologized to the guy, grabbed her coat, and we walked out together. Predators rely on social politeness to keep you in uncomfortable situations. A pre planned script cuts right through the politeness.

The U.S. is clearly open to Alberta moving its oil to tidewater through American territory, bypassing B.C. entirely. An Independent Alberta would finally be free to move on opportunities like that without Ottawa standing in the way.

That’s a 6 hour drive, but it makes more sense to burn tax payer dollars using that jet instead of a 6 cylinder car. Elbow’s Up!!!

Mark Carney is a gaslighting retard. “Affordability is the BEST it’s been in over a decade.” ~P.M. Mark Carney This goof has no idea what he is even talking about. Look around. How can Canadians even support this unserious snake-oil salesman?

Liberal floor-crosser Michael Ma appears at a Spring Festival with Consul General Luo Weidong and Former Senator Victor Oh on February 16th. Mark Carney’s many achievements in China are praised. This is exactly what Carney bargained for. This is what he wanted. mp.weixin.qq.com/s/cCM0izxEBDqP…

I just want the Canada I grew up in back. Headline after headline regarding our Country is pure sh*t. That f*cking Trudeau started our demise & Carney will finish us off. It’s so incredibly infuriating & sad to watch.

@mapleblooded Is that the male daughter or the other one?

Mark Carney flying to Boston to visits his daughter at our expense. Just a quick weekend getaway in the USA. That’s fine. Right, Elbozos?