Allison Shoemaker

I am tired of spinoffs *unless* those spinoffs are about fun character or characters solving crimes. Like no way do I ever want another chapter of Mad Men but I will absolutely accept "Peggy Olson solves crimes"

THE LITTLE BOOK OF CLEANING TIPS, Leah N. Miles: A refreshingly straightforward, practical guide great for those new to housekeeping but with nuggets that will appeal to even folks who know a million baking powder tricks. goodreads.com/book/show/6160…

Books in 2023 🧵

Lunchbreaks are back! Starts in 30: crowdcast.io/e/drunkcast-lu…

Re: #4 - normally I would be very "original cast or GTFO" but in this case nah, cough up the money to cast with icons. Give us Beyoncé, Lily, Adele, Cardi or Meghan, Ari or Britney, and Alicia or Janelle.

Pop culture wishes for 2023, GO. Some of mine: 1. More of The @AmberMRuffin Show on @peacock, thank you very much 2. For HBO Max to chill the F out 3. More good characters who aren't cops solving crimes 4. Big screen adaptation of SIX, just a concert film, don't overthink it

tbh i could kiss billy zane for this professional no bullshit answer about the "improvised" table flip

Long-haulers: If you've got suggestions of any kind for dealing with hair loss and/or mega brain fog, I would dearly love to hear them. (If you're not dealing with long COVID, this is not aimed at you, but if you want to send good thoughts through the ether...) #LongCovid

@SteveRudden It's absolutely not meaningless to contribute to him being publicly humiliated by this poll.

@StephPostAuthor It was a whole thing, sometimes they would just randomly get Living Dead Dolls that were hard to find. There was a huge resale market. Fascinating. And I would look at but not buy Manic Panic.

@allisonshoe That’s kinda’ awesome…..

Crowdsourcing for a short story: If you’re around my age (40) and as a teenager went to Hot Topic (or a store like it)- what were you shopping for? (Me: Manic Panic and all things Sailor Moon, etc.) Thanks!

@petersob13 @ebertvoices @realsarahpolley great list

Here is my list of the best films of the year @ebertvoices for your perusal. It will probably irk someone and won’t be of much help for award prognosticators. However, any list that can be topped by @realsarahpolley is okay by me

@laurenjcoates This is advice I wouldn't take because I panic about stuff like this but... make it a crop? As a noted non-stick I don't love how I look in a lot of sweaters/sweatshirts, but if they're cropped suddenly I'm a bad bitch.

bought this 13th doctor sweater earlier this year because if we got our first female doctor when mof course i need her outfit. but i have no clue how to style it?? esp because jodie is kinda a stick and i’m.. not

@wtflanksteak TT's, where bad decisions are born and dignity dies

This photo just gave me a hangover

@CaptainSnarlet wtf

The Venn diagram of #Outlander and #TheWhiteLotus fans might not be a perfect circle, but the love of Tom Hollander UNITES US ALL. Join us for a lil' luncbreak, 2pm EST/1pm CST: crowdcast.io/e/drunkcast-lu…

Happy birthday to a salty bitch 💖

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@AADowd Not sure I'm going to have one this year, maybe I'll do a Letterboxd list or something.