𝖬𝖺𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖼𝗄.𝖽𝖾𝗏 🧸

Me listening to you rant about a fight you had with your wife over one mystery man, knowing full well I'm the mystery man and we've already planned our weekend getaway

when you find a mistake at work but it’s also Friday:

If your wife is angry with you, buy a Porsche 911 GT3. She’ll still be angry with you, but you’ll have a Porsche 911 GT3.

If you like introduce me to your full family If e don tire me I go move on

Before my "how are you" no dey get any reply o but since you go law school you've been texting back to back, telling me how fast you exhaust your money. This your way no be way o Benita

from a very young age i knew that everyone was wrong and i was right

If her face card is 8+ she's most likely slim.

@nikitabier @TansuYegen This is me before I had to change when my tweets only get less than 200views

@TansuYegen I remember when you used to post great content for your Turkish audience. Now it’s all slop and spam. Did you sell your account?

What is the result?

We can confirm the boys were bullies, but your son was the first to go physical, so he has been suspended for two weeks. my mum my dad

Me walking past my manager after giving him the worst feedback in an anonymous review

@visionbyangelic Are you scared to be a CTO? 😂

LinkedIn please 😭

@ArsenalRG8 @NicolasZhak @Arsenal @premierleague Y'all have been losing for the past 6years ffs 😂

@amplejohnny @NicolasZhak @Arsenal @premierleague Just like you are a l0ser We are not like you f00l

Celebrating his birthday with a @PremierLeague Manager of the Month nomination 👏 Vote for Mikel here 🗳️ arsn.al/VPX1rYV

@IvanHolard @Arsenal @premierleague Go and collect it from him when he does

@amplejohnny @Arsenal @premierleague He won't win it anyway.

@NicolasZhak @Arsenal @premierleague The arsenal way is losing?

@amplejohnny @Arsenal @premierleague You can clearly see when someone is clueless and doesn't know how to do things the Arsenal way..!!

@47kasz I was 12

Pls treat aa urgent!!! I have a question… how old were you in ss2??

That's because we know the wedding can be a blessing or the worst mistake we ever made in our lives

Me leaving my 9-5 job when several scammers, drug dealers, OF girls, and 8-year-old YouTubers are already on their 5th car. 😭🤕

@Bertosycret1 @Arsenal @premierleague

@amplejohnny @Arsenal @premierleague You hater

@primeHaters @Arsenal @premierleague For?

@amplejohnny @Arsenal @premierleague Idiot