Donnie Darko

Guess she’s an Xbox and I’m more like Atari 🎶🎶

This is the full picture: Jemmy barely tolerated him. He was Basil to her Sybil

Donnie Darko 2010-2023 He woke up, he toiled, he slept, he woke up, he toiled, he slept. He pushed the boulder up, it rolled back down, he started again. A hound who understood the absurdity of life and never judged.

I will always have your back @fweb

@ilkleymax Time is a social construct.

What is this “time to get up” of which you speak??

I had my feets drilled & my teefs scoured. How will it end? Or is this just a beginning.

@sueperkins Food lens.

It cannot be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And it absolutely will not stop. Ever. #shewantsmorefood

@ilkleymax Do you need help? Can I call anyone for you?

Excuse me, is there any chance of some door service? It’s snowy and wet and cold out here…..

The world is absurd — Albert Camus Time to go home now please.

Clarification: The cheesy nachos had been unattended for at least 40 minutes & the molten cheese had solidified, meaning that the entire ISLAND of nachos ended up disappearing when I only meant to taste the coral reef. Now I know what happened to Atlantis. Plato’s myth solved!

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us, but to be happy, we must not be too concerned with others.” With apologies to Albert Camus.

@ilkleymax Oh benevolent Max. She is truly a privileged person.

I took mum out to appreciate the end of the sunrise today. She’s lucky to have me.

"Not being loved is a simple misfortune. The real misfortune is not knowing how to love." ― Albert Camus

These humans are creatures who spend their lives trying to convince themselves that their existence is not absurd — Albert Camus

There is a peculiar name for this little lane near Fircombe Too. But I call it the Sniffomation Superhighway 😬

“At the present time, I long only to sleep and to remain silent. I am sick of humanity.” ― Albert Camus I concur. But also dinner.

Every time I hear a political speech or I read those of our leaders, I am horrified at having, for years, heard nothing which sounded human. It is always the same words telling the same lie. — Albert Camus

@ilkleymax Important supervisory role.

Two years ago today I had the exhausting job of supervising the removal men as they stole all our belongings. I worked terribly hard that day.

I got caught in the door curtains and nobody found me for DAYS. Excitement, abandonment and excrement *avoids eye contact*

Now I know what @ChrisGPackham feels like *worries*

There is a BIRB in my house! *worries*