Jenn
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Jenn
@basic__jen
why are we waiting for the weekend to live? | I have a Yankees obsession
New York, USA 加入时间 Ağustos 2018
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I was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check this message from my sister.” He showed me his phone and it read, “Under no circumstances should you get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.”
Men, if you’re ever in a position to do something like this,please do it.
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this why idk how women let a man put hands on them when boil water is always an option
Uncle Chu@datchuguyy
Her husband was cheating on her right under her nose at the office and then she did the unthinkable 😱😱😭
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Easily Doofenshmirtz parents. They didn’t even show up to his birth😭

Hoops@Hoopss
Who do you think had the worst cartoon parents
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except i am not a fucking metallic ball obeying the laws of conservation of momentum
Hoops@Hoopss
Best example for why ups and downs are important in life
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i dont ever wanna see this dumb shit on my tl again.
bandit@bandeez
what the FUCK did I just see
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That Pearl Harbor joke really landed
The Spectator Index@spectatorindex
BREAKING: Trump approval rating rises to 40% according to Reuters/Ipsos poll.
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it quite literally would ruin my life
ianaxx 💎@lvrgrllx
y’all act like having a child or children ruin your life and I hate that for y’all 😔😭😭 tf
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😭 so glad this a universal experience bc i yelled RELAX FATASS when i heard the beep
۟@4NGELWING
nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck
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