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Oh these socks are done for

This is the best part of seeing Bushwick get warm in the summer if you have an issue with it you should be deported to westchester

@nevitwt I’ve never measured, but I can confidently say I’ve gotten 5-6ft at minimum. You’ve inspired me! I have to measure now.

after fapping for the night, i have shot a load of around 31in/79cm

Stroke It Saturday! Day 18 of #wankpril Ending my night with a big load

They should build a separate grocery store for people who’ve actually bought food before, know how to push a cart, and have at least a bit of common awareness.

NBA players are still incredibly popular. In fact, we follow them more now with social media and primetime specialized content. Nike basketball shoes aren't selling at the same rate for a few reasons: • price points are too high • resellers and counterfeits ruined the market • competition is creating more cost efficient and comfortable shoes • some designs are too complicated or niche for daily wear • Nike still hasn't fully evolved in the accessibility lane; many customers require options without laces or fussy components that can rarely be found beyond children's sizes • customer service in many of the stores/outlets has deteriorated in comparison to a few years ago Nike needs to stop tapping into the the high volume buyers, elite brand boards, and wealthy folks for a bit. Get back to the the general public and the foundation of the product... the fans, the consumers, & the people who grew up knowing a standard we no longer have.

how about Asian girls with smol tiddies? :(

u guys ever think people are being performative when they’re drunk and they’re texting with a bunch of typos

@prfctsweetie One of my favorite things about visiting the NW.

Preserving my youthful glow by eating berries off the side of the road

Just two girls touching grass 🫣@viennaaavera

The “body scanning device”

Cool story bro. I’m in the stratosphere off an infused pre-roll I got for $1.50.

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

I cannot tell you how incredible it feels to be 5’11 and find pants that drag on the ground 🥹

It’s wisteria season! Can you smell it?

Would you take me to dinner if I wore this???

KACEYCHELLA 2026 BABY ★

POV: You're the hamper

Hot take: men who pee loud usually got a big dih