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excitedly and audibly called toofans name and went to pet her only to very publicly realise that it was a trash bag

@vinitaddepalli who? i should know this... considering its my job...

Yaar ek toh dhang ka fitness influencer tha woh bhi Sanghi nikla.

@swiftiesurbhi stop it I'm crying

@damnit_d4ve who's your sister !!

my sister’s season of love is blind premieres tonight pls watch and support her thx

you live and you learn and you live and you learn and you

whenever i see straight people im like omg just like in love island

@Spotify please get ur audio quality up im losing friends to apple music my relationships will literally suffer

i see far less job postings on LinkedIn than unsatisfied BlinkIt customers

@SpotifyCares my money for premium has been debited but my account has been standard for a few days now please please fix this

@SpotifyCares whyyy have you debited my money and cancelled my premium on my grad trip please please please make this stop

i love bi boys

things i DON’T want in my future house: 1. an angry man

@sAaNjeL1 did April fool's come early

nadaaniyan has got to be one of the greatest movies I’ve seen in a long time, truly truly speechless

every sem one weird old testament ass natural phenomenon will occur on campus. random tornadoes, visibility KILLING fog in 30 hours with no warning, the attack of the insects in the harvest season

@anabananapt2 caught up w my fav profs from prev years, planned (and went on) more trips w friends, connected w more alums in my field, played more sports, made it to breakfast more often, spent as much time w my friends; generally just relaxed a lot more because life comes at you fast

finneas is so real for that 😭

@peruvian_bull he was also listening to charli xcx a few days ago

just realized it’s lowkey none of my business what gender i am..Idgaf

dimaag ki batti bhujade-- shitting out mentos