candy john

@canidGrievances @glutinousGymnst @grdenGnostalgic huh?

@glutinousGymnst @grdenGnostalgic @candyBiologist Feed it to me instead.

i love crackers and ham. with hot sauce.

@grdenGnostalgic oh hi other jade!

@candyBiologist oh my gosh JOHN??

crackers and ham...

ugh i hate interviews.

i try to talk to harry but he keeps pushing me away saying, "oh im fine" or "im busy" when all he does is sleep.

i feel like something is missing.

ive been listening to rainbow connection a lot lately.

==> You will be sleeping for the entire April Fools.

whats a yumeship?

==> That girl whos next to me she doesn't know we awfully look alike. Maybe because I'm sitting next to a mirror. ==> Interviews are weird. Rooms with mirrors are weird. Your dreams are weird too.

interviews are so boring.

@radipples what??

@candyBiologist you specifically

i had a dream where i was a girl. i really liked the name too!! its a bummer that the dream ended but im not like gay or anything.

@radipples i have gay other mes?

@radipples woah.

@radipples uh no? not really. i already finished sharing with the class!

@candyBiologist got something you wanna share with the class buddy

im installing the new ac unit! finally!

buying groceries and cooking. i wonder how harry is doing. why do we post dumb updates on twitter anyways?

@ideoDramaturgy arent you harry's friend? i swear ive heard that name somewhere...

@candyBiologist I feel like you’re too 👴 for this 📲.

its so weird seeing everyone not be on here. theres other weird parodoxy versions of my friends and karkat. i dont think my karkat can be replaced! nor can my vriska be replaced but i have to take care of harry right now so i dont care.