Matt

Mike from stranger things vs me

is your crush a moth

Hot Pockets are like heated fleshlights

@GarretthaCarrot yeah lol where'd you go

Mum just woke me up to tell me flames don’t have shadows. I can’t sleep now

That was a good ball

another injured player jfc

what happened to the jags man

@JagexLottie lets go jags

Finally sorted out our new house <3

he missed it LMAO

Me and Matt are no longer allowed in @IHOP

Rip to my brother 😂

My 13 year old brother disconnected the WiFi so my mom wouldn’t be able to see her cameras and took her brand new bmw to his gf’s house 🤦🏼‍♀️ I shouldn’t be laughing but damn 😂😂😂

@issamejen LOL I wonder if that’s actually worked for him

this quality is literally insane... like holy shit

So the 27inch monitor I got is fuckin big and idk how to rearrange my setup to accommodate for it Bc my case can’t go many places, due to short cords

Where is fedex sending my package

I LIVE WITH A TINY PREDATOR (sorry for my shriek)

i nuked my boss... things aren't going well

@Lichmortus That’s that California life

@captgetto Filled up my tank yesterday at like 3.56 a gallon

I locked my keys in my car at the gas station 🙃