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carson🇵🇸
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carson🇵🇸
@carsonbydefault
I shame anyone that uses ChatGPT trying to get over my swans addiction. my love doesn’t cost a thing you have to earn my hate. add me discord: cringeybydefault
加入时间 Mayıs 2023
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They are using Cuba to test how the rest of the world will react. This is going to be everyone soon.
Stew Peters@realstewpeters
Cuba’s lights are all off. Totally dark.
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carson🇵🇸 已转推
I always find it funny when people criticise socialism with arguments that better apply to capitalism
Mike Lee@BasedMikeLee
Socialism relies on the poor To justify its existence So it perpetuates poverty
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when HBO makes a drama series about the Trump administration, i beg to be in the writer’s room. these guys are just incredible characters.
Acyn@Acyn
Miller: What President Trump is doing is a national miracle that will be studied not only for generations but for centuries to come. Trump: Kash, see if you can top that. Patel: Mr. President, thank you for delivering the safest country on God's green Earth
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Even though I'm making Digital Circus, I would genuinely love to direct a film adaptation of I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.
Digital Circus is generally a lot more hopeful and positive than IHNMAIMS. I'd love to absolutely go nuts and make something truly wretched and evil.
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The other insane part of this is that Democratic leadership have no plan at all to stop anything.
The only plan they have is tweets.
That's the whole plan to stop Trump. Tweets.
Cory Booker@CoryBooker
Get ICE out of our airports and fund TSA!
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@truekino69420 @sayauvki I remember getting high and looking up on YouTube time is money and for some reason the one on YouTube had a scream in the beginning and it scared the crap outta me
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@carsonbydefault @sayauvki I feel asleep listening to greed and got woken up by the intro to time is money once🗿
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I had one of the worst sleeps of my life and im not kidding at all
sayauvki@sayauvki
last fl before going to sleep
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Genuinely seems Trumps presidency is completely falling apart. Basic government services aren’t getting executed. He’s stuck in a quagmire in the Middle East. Job growth is negative and inflation is accelerating. Gas is 4-5 dollars a gallon. What a mess
Dave Danna@DaveEDanna
TSA is quoting 3 hours for both pre check and general, they have turned off the signs that show wait time because they can’t track the lines when they’re into baggage claim. Clear is closed. This is ATL at 5am
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I PROMISE I thought y'all were being sarcastic when you said he was at Graceland. I PROMISE. I just thought he was randomly talking about Elvis, and y'all were like, "Look at this be-suited sausage. We're at war and he's at Graceland." I thought it was a RHETORICAL DEVICE.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
our president at wartime, folks
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carson🇵🇸 已转推
Railroad workers drove spikes in the hot sun until their skin fell apart so morons like this guy could feel "tough" about not buying some fucking moisturizer.
LUIS@luisomor
Wearing gloves at the gym is insanely gay Your hands should be looking like this after spamming hundreds of pullups every week
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everything the US has told you about Cuba being a fascist dictatorship can be disproven by the fact this zionist grifter weasel is allowed to step foot on Cuban soil and not get shot
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She’s like genuinely my hero
Pop Base@PopBase
Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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carson🇵🇸 已转推
Capitalism is so fucking stupid that were really postponing wars from when the market opens to when it closes on Friday dog
Pop Base@PopBase
Donald Trump announces the U.S. will stop striking Iranian power plants and energy infrastructure for a 5-day period.
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You know that something like this is fearmongering bullshit when they don't even list off what half of these actually do, what their purpose is and put exaggerated amounts of it on a cup
aka@akafaceUS
I recommend that nobody drinks energy drinks anymore.
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I love the idea of Alex Ross, a singular talent with a massive body of work to draw from, throwing shade by just reposting his own work out of context
Alex Ross@thealexrossart
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“i dont do politics” expensive gas, five hour waits at the airport, completely bleak job market, fugazi stock market and historic inflation across the board. yeah politics doing YOU . politics are sloppy bukakke double penetration spit roasting all of us right now
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