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@cloudndblue

software engineer and sutlu cay

london 加入时间 Haziran 2023
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dee@deeIysia·
Turkish man next to me on the bus is on FaceTime sexting his wife and he just reassured her like “don’t worry no one around me is Turkish” I can’t hold in my laughter omfg I’ve never heard these words spoken before he’s saying he wants to lick her nails and face ebsksnskdj
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jasmin🫀
jasmin🫀@jasbarre·
there is a crush recession... there is nobody to fancy...
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blade
blade@vvvanitaas·
my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11
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👽@awwheyuu·
Why everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time
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HogwartsDropout🏁824
HogwartsDropout🏁824@mr_burton91·
I be hitting “no tip” on the ipads so fast nowadays..fuck am i tipping you for
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saydambey
saydambey@saydambey·
Sedat Peker de mafya lideri. Birkaç aileye ve insana yardım edince övgüler alıyor. Siz mafya övgüsünü sadece dizilerde ararsanız hiçbir şeyi düzeltemez, kendinizi de kandırmış olursunuz. Sedat Peker’i de övmeyeceksin kardeşim. O da onun gibiler de bu yaşananların sorumlusu.
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.@cloudndblue·
150gb interneti nasil bitirdim
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net insanlari cok seviyorum ya net olun net insan benim insanimdir
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rachel
rachel@rachcorrine·
Also. Being indirect is ruining your life. Be clear. Be concise. Be honest. Mean what you say and say what you mean. If you love someone, let them know. (And then do something about it.) And if you don't, let them go.
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Ty 🇯🇲✨
Ty 🇯🇲✨@Tyreeck_112·
Thought M&S had a meal deal and ending up paying £8 at the till
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yeni araba almak istiyorum, ama param gitmesin istiyorum…
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persembe gunu pub tayfasi…hayat kurtarici
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HS
HS@sigh_holly·
What jobs are people working to be able to play Padel at 11am on a random Wednesday? Asking for myself
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Sameer
Sameer@oosafarnama·
People are so draining. No emotional intelligence. Rather die being wrong than to apologize. No empathy. Always the victim in every situation. I really try to be open & meet new people but I feel like more times than not people are shells with entities jumping through them.
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𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑦𝑎⁷
𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑦𝑎⁷@cicekolanindan·
Sevdiklerimi her güzel göründüklerini düşündüğüm anda çekerim ama benim fotoğraflarım çekilmez mesela. Anıları biriktiren ve hatırlatan kişi anılarda kaybolmaya mahkum sanırım.
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