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april fool’s day doesn’t impress me. i am deceived and betrayed every day

When I get flustered instead of blushing now I just sound like an overheating PC and give third degree burns on contact

I genuinely believe the main reason why FTMs are understudied is because every pioneering sexologist was a chaser who wanted to fuck his MTF patients

well I don’t know if robots dream of electric sleep but I dream of wanton cruelty and violence

(seeing a skull and crossbones label on a glowing green potion) a pirate potion? yar har don’t mind if i do me harties

if I was a baby i would pop out weighing 40 pounds, sing one perfect note, and pass away instantly

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A couple of new freaks I've been cooking up for a medieval horror comic called Gallant. This duo consists of a monk contracted by the church to hunt devils and a very strange knight who seems to be following him around⚔️

how tf do hyenas work

An easy way to improve your dialogue is to read books and watch movies for adults

If I'm in the zone washing dishes and you put something near me it's getting washed. You roll up your grandpa, he's going in the sink too, no exceptions

Antique teaching dental head Skulls, 1920's.

going to bed aka clocking in at my shift at the nightmare factory. who is dying tonight in my dreams

I get gay asf off that Depeche Mode

i got a jewelry cabinet for free

been so busy haven’t drawn anyone in the campaign for a couple days i thought i was gonna lose it

Religious cult bad guys

i used to have a chronic nightmare condition and sometimes it rears its ugly head and my friends receive what once were common texts such as “you didn’t kill yourself did you”