Augie, Jaeger, Otto: three maniacs that own me.

🇺🇸 2028 Presidential Election - Who gets your vote?

A Russian military recruiter showing off his drone piloting skills to a classroom

Little dude delivers a wicked uppercut!

I'm Sorry, But The Fed Has Run Out Of Road zerohedge.com/markets/im-sor…

@C_Midd99 @SirSimonClarke @peanut_astro But they are still there? Collecting water? So what is your point?

@SirSimonClarke @peanut_astro Reports indicate that water companies have sold off at least 25 reservoirs since privatization in the late 1980s.

Britain last built a major reservoir in 1992. Our population has risen 13 million since then. The result…

Jingang is a South Korean ranch horse famous for dramatic scenes that look like something out of a movie, but they are actually a self-taught habit he developed to avoid work. When approached for work, he voluntarily collapses, closes his eyes, and hangs his tongue out, only to spring back to life once the rider leaves. He either figured out that if he lies down, people will stop trying to ride him or something is terribly wrong with him. 😂

@K9Garm @RobMaho84532095 Kentucky is about to have a new KING!

Here are the results our "Chonk Lord o'The Woods" weekly weigh- in for 16 weeks old. 34% of you guessed under 55.5 lbs and you were correct. His official weight today is 55 lbs! Grats to @RobMaho84532095 you took a guess were so close at 54.9!

The car that effortlessly extends to whichever way you like it...🤌🏾🥰👌🏾

Opening day at Dodger Stadium: Two tickets in section 309: $818 Two hours in traffic: A part of your soul General parking: $45 Shohei Ohtani souvenir cup: $75 Two micheladas: $54 Two Dodger Dogs: $16 Peanuts: $7 Remembering why you don’t go to Dodger Stadium anymore: Priceless

@ShadesOfRani I hop this is not your house Rani!

Good Friday Morning, Tweeps! I like Tacos, too!

@ShadesOfRani ♥️

@PinballPrep @LynneBP_294 What are CJ's?

@LynneBP_294 BS. Planned Communities? No thanks. Frisco - Full of Indians. Plano - Full of CJs

Best towns to live in Texas! 🇺🇸

Damn 😂

This is true for the USA and anywhere else too!

How taxes in America ACTUALLY work… 🤣🤣 From @NormalWorldTV w @LandauDave

This is truly the only way to react to your wife 😳👀🤣🤣😂