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BREAKING EPSTEIN NEWS: For the 83rd consecutive time, 60 minutes Australia puts our mainstream media to shame. They won’t let the Epstein files die. Neither will we.

For the first time in 152 years — HISTORY IS MADE!!! Trainer Cherie DeVaux watches Golden Tempo and Jose Ortiz get up at the wire to win the Kentucky Derby at odds of 23-1. 🎥: Reaction footage owned by America’s Best Racing. @reredevaux | @jose93_ortiz | @PhippsStableFan

Thanks to @TPBlue4 for sharing the entire 60 Minutes Australia video with me. On April 26, 2026, 60 Minutes Australia aired their episode about Jeffrey Epstein's New Mexico Zorro Ranch. This part of their segment is 21:38 minutes long, but what I want to share with you, is the 5 minutes of this segment that describes the U.S FBI cover-up. Former New Mexico Attorney General Hector Balderas: "This abuse was horrific, but so was the cover-up." When you watch this video, it's not hard to correlate the FBI cover-up that occurred in 2019 to the current cover-up going on right now in 2026, and the ONE person connected to both — "president" @realDonaldTrump If THIS video doesn't send chills up your spin and make you demand justice — then YOU are the reason these sexual pedophiles continue to have their freedom. 👇👇👇👇

He’s dead on.

In Turkey, an elderly man who makes a living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat who asks him to brush his fur.

One minute to save a kudu’s life. During a targeted patrol, our SWT/KWS Anti-Poaching Team found four medium-game snares, and then a fifth, tethered to a tree, with its quarry still alive. The wire had wrapped around the kudu’s horns and face, tightening with each attempt to pull free. Every minute mattered. The team alerted Kaluku Headquarters and a plan was hatched. One that would involve lassoing the kudu and then quickly cutting away the wire. For this kudu, our team’s patrol made the difference between life and death, and because of the snares collected that day, other lives were spared, too. Full story: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/news/updates/s…

Lenny is 17 months old and has firmly established several important facts about himself. He is fast. He is sociable. And he is, as this footage confirms, equally at home in the water as he is on dry land. Born in December 2023 to ex-orphan Lima Lima, Lenny is the 67th known wild-born calf to an orphan raised through our Orphans' Project. Many more have arrived since, but we think you'll agree there is something uniquely special about this water baby. It's probably because of his mother – a suspected poaching orphan who established herself as the scout of the herd, looking out for her elephant family and Keepers alike. Alongside this responsible streak runs a verve for life that sees her parenting lean decidedly hands-off! Leaving Lenny to run riot in the water (supervised by us, of course!) Discover more about Lenny: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/news/updates/l…

The Keepers, the care, the milk bottles that keep her freshly fuelled – it all starts with your support. Take a look at our wishlist and, if you can, see what you can fund: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/wishlist

Love isn't all about roses or grand gestures. At our Nursery in Kenya, it looks like a Keeper dragging a mattress onto the lawn so a sleepy (yet playful!) orphaned infant elephant can enjoy a rest. With over 300 orphans successfully raised to date, discover how we raise orphans with love (and lots of milk) so they can return to the wild: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/projects/orpha…

Oh this is fucking hilarious. 😂

There ... fixed it for everybody ... to be historically accurate the best we can after all...

@GunEagleFreedom @JohnnyVomits @GovPressOffice Oh wait ... one better

@JohnnyVomits @GovPressOffice SICK AND SACRILEGIOUS May GOD have mercy on you #MAGA

WOW. FAKE NEWS FOX IS LOSING THEIR MINDS OVER OUR BEAUTIFUL 175TH ANNIVERSARY DRIVER’S LICENSE. SAD! SO IN HONOR OF SEAN “SLUMPY RATINGS” HANNITY, I HAVE DIRECTED THE DMV TO CREATE BRAND-NEW LIMITED EDITION LICENSE PLATES. I SPOKE TO THE DIRECTOR PERSONALLY (STEVE, GREAT GUY, WHO TURNED THAT PLACE AROUND SO WELL THAT EVEN HARVARD IS TALKING ABOUT HIM) AND HE SAID: “SIR, THESE ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLATES WE’VE EVER MADE." THE "PLATES" ARE NOT JUST VERY BEAUTIFUL, THEY ARE CLASSY, JUST LIKE ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD. MAILED IN DECEMBER. A LITTLE CHRISTMAS GIFT FROM ME TO YOU (WE ARE SAYING MERRY CHRISTMAS AGAIN, BECAUSE OF ME). YOU'RE WELCOME! — Governor GCN

@GunEagleFreedom @JohnnyVomits @GovPressOffice Picture of what Jesus looked like most likely ... so fixed it for you ... your welcome

@CaliMAGABarbie @GovPressOffice April, your fake outage is perfect for the algorithm!

@GovPressOffice WOW. WE ACTUALLY DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR DELUSIONAL NARCISSISTIC ASS

@DreamingBlue4 @LombardiHimself Perhaps Lombardi was poking fun at the Jimmy Johnson point scale?

@LombardiHimself What point scale ???? Who gives a shit about a scale from jimmy Johnson, no one in the entire NFL uses that “point scale”. Nobody gives two shits about what costs points and what doesn’t 🙄🙄 stop making Johnson’s “point scale” like every NFL team uses it

A two-trade sequence between the 49ers and Cowboys fueled a big part of SF's aggressive D-line renovation. All told, the 49ers got DT Osa Odighizuwa and Pick #152 (a 5th) from Dallas; the Cowboys got LB Dee Winters and Pick #92 (a 3rd) from SF. The 49ers then turned #152, along with Pick #58, into selections #70 and #107, both of which they used on D-linemen: 70: Romello Height 107: Gracen Halton SF's 60-spot drop from #92 to #152 cost them 101 points of value on the pick scale of legendary Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson. So, assuming Winters was an expendable surplus LB, it comes out to the value equivalent of a 4th-round pick for three years of Osa Odighizuwa at a discounted rate for the 49ers — since Dallas had just extended the DT and paid his big signing bonus the year prior

@znjsucks1234 @DreamingBlue4 @LombardiHimself A dynasty that lasted until the NFL salary cap caught up with the Cowboys ... and the Niners for that matter.

@DreamingBlue4 @LombardiHimself Jimmy Johnson developed a scale on how to trade players and draft picks that actually led to them getting the most lopsided trade in nfl history maybe in all of sports an they were able to kick off their dynasty

This should be on the front page of every newspaper in America. A Syrian billionaire needed U.S. sanctions lifted so he could cash in on $12 billion in reconstruction contracts. In an attempt to influence American foreign policy, he proposed a Trump-branded golf course, cut Jared Kushner & Ivanka Trump into a multibillion-dollar real estate deal for a resort in Albania, and had someone physically deliver a stone engraved with the Trump family crest to a Republican Member of Congress with instructions to take it to the White House to get the President's attention. Trump threw his weight behind repealing the sanctions. They were lifted. The contracts are moving, the Trump family’s deals are expanding, and not a single Washington Republican is willing to say a word about any of it. This is a corruption of everything the office of the presidency is supposed to stand for, and the American people deserve to know about it. nytimes.com/2026/04/19/us/…

Right wing "logic:" A 1.6% win without a majority is a mandate. A blowout even. A 3% win, with a majority, is a grave injury to far right fee fees.

20,000 years ago, HALF of all humans born were dead at the age of 30. Fast forward to 1840… and guess what? Half the population born was dead by the age of 35. Twenty thousand years… and we gained five years. That’s it. So no this isn’t about people being “stronger,” “tougher,” or somehow more “natural” back then. This is about SCIENCE. Clean water. Vaccines. Medicine. Sanitation. Public health. That’s what changed everything. Stop romanticizing the past. If you want to thank anything for longer, healthier lives thank science.

Trump spent years in a jealous rage, relentlessly slamming Barack Obama for unfreezing $1.7 billion of Iran's own money to Iran, calling it pathetic ransom money and proof of a disastrous, weak-kneed surrender. Driven by petty obsession, Trump spitefully ripped up the Iran nuclear deal in 2018, shredding every restraint on Tehran, and smugly promised the world a "better deal." Instead, his childish vendetta supercharged Iran's nuclear program, pushing it dangerously close to the bomb. Now, in a breathtaking display of hypocrisy and failure, Trump is negotiating to hand Iran access to $20 billion in frozen funds — more than ten times what he once condemned — in exchange for the regime surrendering its near-weapons-grade uranium stockpile. This is Trump at his most embarrassingly stupid: destroying a deal that had capped Iran's enrichment and kept it under watch, only to crawl back offering vastly more cash after his own incompetence made the threat far worse. The man who mocked Obama for "giving" Iran money is now dangling a fortune in frozen assets while pretending it's a brilliant victory. It's not leadership — it's ego-driven incompetence and rank hypocrisy, a petty grudge that backfired spectacularly and left America facing a more expensive, more dangerous mess. Trump's jealous tantrum didn't make America safer; it just made the cleanup bill ten times bigger.